Laughtoyourheart’scontent!!!-DUCKSINHEAVEN!!!Threewomendietogetherinanaccidentandgotoheaven.
Whentheygetthere,St.Petersays,'Weonlyhaveonerulehereinheaven:Don'tstepontheducks!'So,theyenterheavenand,sureenough,thereareducksallovertheplace.ItisalmostimpossibletonotsteponaduckAnd,althoughtheytrytheirbesttoavoidthem,thefirstwomanaccidentallystepsonone.
AlongcomesSt.Peterwiththeugliestmans...[
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WhenInsultsHadClass(no4-letterwords!!)
Thesegloriousinsultsarefromanerawhenclevernesswithwordswasstillvalued,beforeagreatportionoftheEnglishlanguagegotboileddownto4-letterwords,nottomentionwavingmiddlefinger.
TheexchangebetweenChurchill&LadyAstor:Shesaid,"IfyouweremyhusbandI'dgiveyoupoison,"andhesaid,"Ifyouweremywife,I'ddrinkit."AmemberofParliamenttoDisraeli:"Sir,youwilleitherdieo...[
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SuShi【TuneName:ShuiLongYin】
InRhymesofZhangZhifu’sCatkinsResembletheflower,alsonon-flower,
Yetnopeoplegrievetheirbeingletfall.
Theyflunghomeawayanddrewroadsidenear,
Whatcameuptomymindwas,
Theywerepitiless,buthadthought.
Theirtenderheartsshattered,coilingroundandround,,
Soundlysleepywerethecharmingeyes,
Anddesiredtoopen,buteyelidsdrooped.
Inadream,shefli...[
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Episode6Synopsis:AfterCokeescaped,hehidinafieldallday.Then,whenitgotdark,hewentintoasmallhouseinthecountry.Therewasanolddeafladyinthehouse.Shegavehimfood.TheyoungdetectivewhoarrestedCokefouryearsago,Baxter,leftLondonbytrain.ScotlandYard'sorderswere:"FindCokeimmediately!"Itwasacoldandmiserablenight.OnlyafewmilesfromthehouseCokewasin,twopolicemeninasmallvillagestationcouldhearthewindo...[
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NostalgiaEasytowalkaboveaseaofclouds,buttoughtountiefromthehomesickthought.HardtoenjoyatthesametimethemoononbothEurasiasides,HowmanyfallsIhadwhentearswettedmybreast?五絕懷鄉思bylanli7易行雲海路,
難解望鄉愁。
歐亞難同月,
濕襟幾度秋。
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七絕一粒沙(新韻)
一粒沙中觀世界,野花裏麵看天庭。掌中握住無窮事,短瞬之間把永恒。
原文:
AGrainofSand
byWilliamBlake(1757-1827)Toseeaworldinagrainofsand
Andaheaveninawildflower,
Holdinfinityinthepalmofyourhand
Andeternityinanhour.
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XLI.Thosepettywrongsthatlibertycommits,
WhenIamsometimeabsentfromthyheart,
Thybeautyandthyyearsfullwellbefits,
Forstilltemptationfollowswherethouart.
Gentlethouartandthereforetobewon,
Beauteousthouart,thereforetobeassailed;
Andwhenawomanwoos,whatwoman'sson
Willsourlyleavehertillshehaveprevailed?
Ayme!butyetthoumightestmyseatforbear,
Andchidethybeautyandthys...[
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XXXI.Thybosomisendearedwithallhearts,
WhichIbylackinghavesupposeddead,
Andtherereignsloveandalllove'slovingparts,
AndallthosefriendswhichIthoughtburied.
Howmanyaholyandobsequioustear
Hathdearreligiouslovestol'nfrommineeye
Asinterestofthedead,whichnowappear
Butthingsremovedthathiddenintheelie!
Thouartthegravewhereburiedlovedothlive,
Hungwiththetrophiesofmylo...[
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XXI.SoisitnotwithmeaswiththatMuseStirr'dbyapaintedbeautytohisverse,WhoheavenitselfforornamentdothuseAndeveryfairwithhisfairdothrehearseMakingacouplementofproudcompare,Withsunandmoon,withearthandsea'srichgems,WithApril'sfirst-bornflowers,andallthingsrareThatheaven'sairinthishugerondurehems.O'letme,trueinlove,buttrulywrite,Andthenbelieveme,myloveisasfairAsanymother'schild,thoughnotsobrightAsthosegol...[
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蒲公英明黃鮮豔但非寵花,無人折摘示愛,也得不到親吻落住花瓶。隨風落長在前庭後院,卻沒人喜歡你的入住。早春亮出鋸齒長葉,晚秋品味霜寒滋味。不嫌棄土地的貧瘠,不畏幹旱,不怕水澇,有點陽光雨露就生葉開花。沒有菊花攀高示人的風采,隻能在草叢中貼著地麵,躲過園丁轟鳴的旋刀,花莖和長葉常被剪,深根力助存活繁衍。春的草坪不再飄飛殺草劑,沒兩年你就[
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