李唐
隨後至
博文
(2009-03-20 13:36:21)
NoTitle
Inyourmind,thereyoufight,Trytofindyourownkind.Ifinterestsoutweightall,Youwon'twinother'sminds.
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(2009-03-20 06:48:00)
HowCanYouTelltheDifference?HowdoyoutellthedifferencebetweenaCanadianPoliceOfficer,AustralianPoliceOfficer,andanAmericanPoliceOfficer?Askyourselfthefollowingquestion:You'rewalkingdownadesertedstreetwithyourwifeandtwosmallchildren.Suddenly,adangerouslookingmanwithahugeknifecomesaroundthecorner,lockseyeswithyou,screamsobscenities,raisestheknife,andcharges.YouarecarryingaGlock40,andyouareanexpert...[閱讀全文]
(2009-03-19 07:40:37)
TheremainedSachetandPowder
Theremainedsachetandpowderlooklikebefore,Thefeelingisregretfullythesamenomore.Inthespringthereweresomeletters,Whenautumncomes,therewillbeless.Thephoenixembroideryquiltiscold,
Irestheadonmandarinduckpillowalone,Thesadnessissubjecttodrinkingtosoothe.Evenifthesoulsmeetinadream,itisn'treal.ThenhowcanIlivenotevenhavingadream!【阮郎歸】北宋◆晏幾道《小山詞》舊香殘...[閱讀全文]
(2009-03-12 14:06:41)
TELLMETHISWON'THAPPENTOME
AnelderlyFloridiancalled911onhercellphonetoreportthathercarhasbeenbrokeninto.Sheishystericalassheexplainshersituationtothedispatcher:"They'vestolenthestereo,thesteeringwheel,thebrakepedalandeventheaccelerator!"shecried.
Thedispatchersaid,"Staycalm.Anofficerisontheway."
Afewminuteslater,theofficerradiosin."Disregard,"hesays.&q...[閱讀全文]
(2009-03-12 14:05:43)
Salut,C'estunedamequidéjeuneavecsonmarichezTimHortonettoutàcouplabonnefemmesautesurlatable,enlèvesesslipinnes,garochesagainedansleplatduvoisinethurleàpleinevoix,"J'aigagnéunWinnebago!!!"Ellesetorddejoieetnecessedehurleràtue-tête,"J'aigagnéunWinnebago,j'aigagnéunWinnebago...Youppi,Youppi!!!...Sonmaritoutgênédelavoircommeça,prendsatasseencartondontelleadéroulé...[閱讀全文]
(2009-03-11 09:50:42)
【念奴嬌】莎翁商籟三鏡中觀己，告龐對，該你重修一臉。倘若回絕，則騙世，言咒雌生孕誕。美麗多姿，輕胎蔑穗，廢被耕耘念？何男歡塚，自愛絕後停衍？謂你明鏡灼灼，母親之鏡鑒，依依鑲嵌。撫逝追夕，她盛景，四月青春花豔。縱有皴紋，越時窗謔睹，爍金時彥。孤生憶忘，你亡光像隨散。
(詞牌格式：變格一仄韻。)
拋去《念奴嬌》的平仄：
鏡中觀己，[閱讀全文]
(2009-03-03 12:59:17)
Ayoungwomanseekingemploymentpresentedherselftothecompany’sfemaleHumanResourcesmanager-abitoverlyandrevealinglydressed.TheHRmanagerlookedmockinglyattheprospectivecandidateandsaidabruptly:“Youwon'thaveanyluckdressedlikethatwithourboss.Youshouldhavesentyourbrother”.
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(2009-03-03 09:27:54)
Peom'sTune:HuanXiShaPullatacupofwineforeachnewverse,Inlastyear'sweatherandthepavi'ionold,Whenwillbebackthesunsettingdownwest?Nootherwaybuttoseepetalsgo,Whileswallowsofdejavuhavereturned.Istrollongarden'sflowerpathalone.Thetranslationisbasedonterzarimaandiambicpentermeter.
（英詩格式：三行體，十音一句的五步抑揚格。）
【浣溪沙】北宋◆晏殊
一曲新詞酒一杯，去年天氣舊亭台。
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(2009-02-26 18:26:05)
【沁園春】卌年後尋美
卌載將去，每每冬寒，困踐麗顏。奐佳園地裏，深溝遍是。青春傲，錦裳眸連，終也難逃，支離野草，蕩盡窈窕無價憐。當被問，美曾何處有，珍盛何焉？
亮出眸框深含，通占恥、揮奢讚語緣。美之途頌讚，你值幾遍？你能應對：“看那童妍”"我所瑰華，點盤由他，”即證他承你血源。當老邁，血冷逢春又，流淌溫泉。
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(2009-02-24 14:22:51)
OneofPalacePoemsbyWangJianLookingforremnantredupanddownthetrees,Onepetalisflutteringwestandoneeast.It'speachblossomsthemselvesdesireoffspring,whichmisledpeopletoblamethedaybreakwind.王建宮詞一首樹頭樹底覓殘紅，
一片西飛一片東。
自是桃花貪結子，
錯教人恨五更風。
王建《宮詞》共百首，描寫宮女生活，素材據說得自一位作內侍的宗人王守澄。但它也並非全屬紀實性質，《石洲詩話》說：“其詞之...[閱讀全文]
