遵老同學獨舞先生命，玩笑譯阿呆兒(Adele)英文流行歌曲
（2015年2月9日）
如是我聞
子今安頓
得遇佳人
宴爾新昏
如是我聽
子今圓夢
我之弗能
佳人獻呈
舊遊好惠
何故羞愧
躊躇避退
非子所為
不速訪臨
我之忿忿
情不自禁
奈何我心
期子我見
回首悠悠
我心漫漫
未可盡頭
子不我思
豈無他人
唯期子禧
載歡載欣
祈毋我忘
念子言詠
愛有永往
愛有所痛
時光荏苒
霏霏依依
總角之宴
此生樂極
夏霧茫茫
子與我生
訝喜攘攘
子與我共
造訪不速
我之忿怒
情不自主
我心無助
期子我視
回首悠悠
我心靡靡
此情未就
子不我思
豈無他士
唯期子怡
載歡載喜
祈毋我忘
懷子言講
愛有永往
愛有所傷
歎無何事
可來比擬
無所憂戚
無所在意
幾何恨悔
記憶經緯
雜陳五味
誰人知會
子不我思
豈無他人
唯期子禧
載歡載欣
祈毋我忘
念子言詠
愛有永往
愛有所痛
子不我思
豈無他士
唯期子怡
載歡載喜
祈毋我忘
懷子言講
愛有永往
愛有所傷
（宴爾新昏：《邶風·穀風》。總角之宴：《衛風·氓》。霏霏、依依：《小雅·采薇》。子不我思，豈無他人 / 子不我思。豈無他士：《鄭風·褰裳》）
原歌詞：
Adele: Someone Like You
I heard that you're settled down
That you found a girl and you're married now
I heard that your dreams came true
Guess she gave you things I didn't give to you
Old friend, why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back or hide from the light
I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me, it isn't over
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
You know how the time flies
Only yesterday was the time of our lives
We were born and raised in a summer haze
Bound by the surprise of our glory days
I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me, it isn't over
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead, yeah
Nothing compares, no worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes, they're memories made
Who would have known how bittersweet this would taste?
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you, too
Don't forget me, I beg, I remember you said
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
Sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead
