李唐
隨後至
博文
(2009-04-15 10:17:06)
1.TheSexofAFlyAwomanwalkedintothekitchentofindherhusbandstalkingaroundwithaflyswatter."Whatareyoudoing?"Sheasked."HuntingFlies"Heresponded."Oh.!Killingany?"Sheasked."Yep,3males,2Females,"hereplied.Intrigued,sheasked....."Howcanyoutellthemapart?"Heresponded,"3wereonabeercan,2wereonthephone."
2.TheRabbitAladyopenedherrefrigeratoran...[閱讀全文]
(2009-04-13 10:26:28)
雲霞在天邊像天上的彩霞出現，在不期而遇的地方，是色彩絢亮的斑斕，卷起心瀾的浪漫，對視拂去心頭陌生的瞬間，全籍命運腳步隨意的擺蹣。
任紅李粉桃英蝶枝頭，有期為遇地徘徊在拂地的園柳。無形的身影把記意逗留，若能到紅線人的簿目前夢遊，便可撩解天真和現實距離的煩愁，但早露的謎底未免淡薄了對迷茫情趣的追求。
新的機遇總會再來，紛想水到渠[閱讀全文]
(2009-04-06 08:04:58)
XXIX.When,indisgracewithfortuneandmen'seyes,
Iallalonebeweepmyoutcaststate
Andtroubledeafheavenwithmybootlesscries
Andlookuponmyselfandcursemyfate,
Wishingmeliketoonemorerichinhope,
Featuredlikehim,likehimwithfriendspossess'd,
Desiringthisman'sartandthatman'sscope,
WithwhatImostenjoycontentedleast;
Yetinthesethoughtsmyselfalmostdespising,(11)
HaplyIthinkont...[閱讀全文]
(2009-03-27 11:47:40)
Afriendincourtisbetterthanapennyinpurse.
與其囊中有錢,不如朝中有人。
Afriendinneedisafriendindeed.
患難之交,才是真朋友。
Afriendtoallisafriendtonone.
濫交者無友。
Afriendtoeverybodyisafriendtonobody.
濫交者無友。
Betweenfriendsalliscommon.
朋友之間不分彼此。
fair-weatherfriend
可共安樂而不可共患難的朋友;酒肉朋友
Falsefriendsareworsethanopenenemi...[閱讀全文]
(2009-03-26 13:45:01)
Pardonme,doeshemeantwhathesaid?
ThePastor'sAss
Thepastorenteredhisdonkeyinaraceand
itwon.
Thepastorwassopleasedwiththedonkey
thatheentereditinthe
race
again,anditwonagain.
Thelocalpaperread:
PASTOR'SASSOUTFRONT.
TheBishopwassoupsetwiththiskindof
publicitythatheordered
the
pastornottoenterthedonkeyinanotherrace.
Thenextday,thelocalpaperhe...[閱讀全文]
(2009-03-26 09:21:42)
BrainStuff..FromCambridgeUniversity.
Olnysrmatpoelpecanraedthis.
IcdnuoltblveieethatIcluodaulacltyuesdnatnrdwhatIwasrdanieg.Thephaonmnealpweorofthehmuanmnid,aoccdrnigtoarscheearchatCmabrigdeUinervtisy,itdeosn'tmttaerinwhatoredrtheltteersinawordare,theolnyiprmoatnttihngisthatthefirstandlastltteerbeintherghitpclae.Thersetcanbeataotlmsesandyoucanstillraeditwouthitaporbelm.Thisisbcuseaeth...[閱讀全文]
(2009-03-25 13:21:10)
CrabsonaplaneAmanboardedanairplaneinNewOrleanswithaboxoffrozencrabsandaskedablondestewardesstotakecareofthemforhim.Shetooktheboxandpromisedtoputitinthecrew'srefrigerator.Headvisedherthathewasholdingherpersonallyresponsibleforthemstayingfrozen,mentionedinaveryhaughtymannerthathewasalawyer,andproceededtorantatheraboutwhatwouldhappenifsheletthemthawout.Needlesstosay,shewasannoyedbyhisbehavi...[閱讀全文]
(2009-03-25 07:41:39)
(2009-03-24 13:36:42)
ROMANCE
Anoldercouplewerelyinginbedonenight.Thehusbandwasfallingasleepbutthewifewasinaromanticmoodandwantedtotalk.Shesaid,"Youusedtoholdmyhandwhenwewerecourting."
Wearilyhereachedacross,heldherhandforasecondandtriedtogetbacktosleep.
Afewmomentslatershesaid,"Thenyouusedtokissme."Mildlyirritated,hereachedacross,gaveherapeckonthecheekandsettleddowntosleep.
(2009-03-20 14:03:57)
黑雪碌碌車輪白雪黛，天邊山嶺遠塵埃。塵歸大地茵茵漫，款款黃花遠近開。
DrivingonhighwayonmorningofMarch13,Sat.,Isawsnowpiledbytheroadwascoveredbydirt.
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