The Sex of A Fly

 

1. The Sex of A Fly

 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

 

"What are you doing?" She asked.

 

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

 

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

 

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

 

Intrigued, she asked..... "How can you tell them apart?"

 

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

 

 

2. The Rabbit

 

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.

 

"What are you doing in there?" she asked.

 

The rabbit replied: "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

 

The lady replied "Yes."

 

"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."