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(2009-02-13 07:59:18)

蝶與花
花脈脈,蝶翩翩。你笑飛了羞澀,我吮解著馨渴。迷離了,紅十日;去再舞,情一季。
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(2009-02-11 19:07:24)

二月十號,一語貼了加西的詩。
看過他春光融融,花滿家園的畫麵,非常羨慕。
而我的窗外是這番意境:
處處冰封處處寒,
沉沉陰冷鎖芳顏。
唯餘雪色迷花眼,
白色家園也是園。
七絕鄉夢by加西
處處生機處處春,
蒸蒸陽氣注芳魂;
千紅萬紫花迷眼,
錦繡家園夢裏君!
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(2009-02-11 14:20:32)

七絕融雪冰雪消融似淌溪,沿街順勢各東西。屋簷滴瀝催時轉,雪水滴流喚柳猗。
今天(二月十一日),元宵節剛過第二天,來了暖流,氣溫升到7攝氏度,雪開始融化。
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(2009-02-11 06:33:43)

THEPERFECTSOLUTION
Jennifer'sweddingdaywasfastapproaching.Nothingcoulddampenherexcitement--notevenherparent'srecentnastydivorce.
HermotherhadfoundthePERFECTdresstowearandwouldbethebestdressedmother-of-the-brideever!
Aweeklater,Jenniferwashorrifiedtolearnthatherfather'snewyoungwifehadboughttheexactsamedress!Jenniferaskedhertoexchangeit,butsherefused.
"Absolutelynot,Ilookli...[閱讀全文]
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(2009-02-09 12:37:13)

七絕蜣郎
蜣郎上軌鉚釘莊,澳府迎之苦若荒。環宇蒼天雖遠在,烏雲為甚築心牆。Thechafersmounttherailtoplayasspikes,Import'dit,Aussieshateitssurgewithanout-cry.It'sfararoundtheearth,theresurelyisanazuresky,Andhowcoulddarkcloudsmakeaheartedtie.
蜣螂:屬金龜子類,俗名屎殼郎。喻憤世疾俗的人。曾用俏皮話(屎殼郎爬鐵軌-充什麽大鉚釘!)笑諷“唯我獨醒”者。
澳大利亞:一友曾講一段故事:澳大[閱讀全文]
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Itistrue..inthe21stCentury:
OurcommunicationWireless
OurtelephoneCordless
OurcookingFireless
OuryouthJobless
OurLadiesTopless
OurfoodFatless
OurlabourEffortless
OurconductWorthless
OurrelationLoveless
OurattitudeCareless
OurfeelingsHeartless
OurpoliticsShameless
OureducationValueless
OurfolliesCountless
OurargumentsBaseless
Ourbo...[閱讀全文]
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TheinventoroftheHarley-Davidsonmotorcycle,ArthurDavidson,diedandwenttoheaven.
Atthegates,St.PetertoldArthur.'Sinceyou'vebeensuchagoodmanandyourmotorcycleshavechangedtheworld,yourrewardis,youcanhangoutwithanyoneyouwanttoinheaven.'
Arthurthoughtaboutitforaminuteandthensaid,'IwanttohangoutwithGod.'
St.PetertookArthurtotheThroneRoom,andintroducedhimtoGod.
GodrecognizedArthurandcom...[閱讀全文]
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(2009-02-06 06:38:31)


丫的,想折騰!!Bastard,youwanttoZ-turn!

咬丫的Bitethebastard's
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Danwasasingleguylivingathomewithhisfatherandworkinginthefamilybusiness.Whenhefoundouthewasgoingtoinheritafortunewhenhissicklyfatherdied,hedecidedheneededawifewithwhichtosharehisfortune.
Oneeveningataninvestmentmeetinghespottedthemostbeautifulwomanhehadeverseen.Hernaturalbeautytookhisbreathaway.
'Imaylooklikejustanordinaryman,'hesaidtoher,butinjustafewyears,myfatherwilldie,andI'llinher...[閱讀全文]
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ShakespeareSonnetVI.Thenletnotwinter'sraggedhanddeface
Intheethysummer,erethoubedistill'd:
Makesweetsomevial;treasurethousomeplace
Withbeauty'streasure,ereitbeself-kill'd.
Thatuseisnotforbiddenusury,
Whichhappiesthosethatpaythewillingloan;
That'sforthyselftobreedanotherthee,
Ortentimeshappier,beittenforone;
Tentimesthyselfwerehappierthanthouart,
Iftenofthin...[閱讀全文]
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