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Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
啤酒比耶穌正點的十大理由
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
沒人會因為你不喝啤酒就宰了你.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
啤酒不會對你的性生活指手畫腳.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
啤酒從來沒有引發過任何一場戰爭.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
沒人會把還沒有自己主見的未成年人一頭按在啤酒桶裏.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
沒人因為手頭有啤酒就挨家挨戶地敲門,試圖把啤酒派發給你.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
沒人會因為你對啤酒品牌的不同選擇而燒死你, 絞死你, 或者痛扁你一直到死.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
你不需要為了等再來一次啤酒的機會而等上多過2000年的時間.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
啤酒商標上的那些個字不會瞎七搭八,這個有法律保障你.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
你能夠證明自己有一杯啤酒.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
如果你正在把自己的一生都奉獻給啤酒, 有很多好心的團體會出麵幫助你戒掉.
（磊 禪師譯）
啤酒比耶穌正點的十大理由
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
沒人會因為你不喝啤酒就宰了你.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
啤酒不會對你的性生活指手畫腳.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
啤酒從來沒有引發過任何一場戰爭.
7. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
沒人會把還沒有自己主見的未成年人一頭按在啤酒桶裏.
6. When you have beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
沒人因為手頭有啤酒就挨家挨戶地敲門,試圖把啤酒派發給你.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured to death over his brand of beer.
沒人會因為你對啤酒品牌的不同選擇而燒死你, 絞死你, 或者痛扁你一直到死.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second beer.
你不需要為了等再來一次啤酒的機會而等上多過2000年的時間.
3. There are laws saying that beer labels can't lie to you.
啤酒商標上的那些個字不會瞎七搭八,這個有法律保障你.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
你能夠證明自己有一杯啤酒.
1. If you have devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.
如果你正在把自己的一生都奉獻給啤酒, 有很多好心的團體會出麵幫助你戒掉.
（磊 禪師譯）
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