英文三字經

從父親節想到竇燕山，想到三字經

 

2004-06-21 08:59:04 於 婚姻生活

 

那天看到這個笑話，再譯一下，一搏一笑。


三字經 英文翻譯

人之初：At the beginning of life,
性本善：sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all sex is the same,
習相遠：but it varies with each individual on their ways as how it is done.
苟不教：If this art is not carefully taught,
性乃遷：sex will leave us.
教之道：The essence of mastering it,
貴以專：is to make love whole-heartedly with only one person.
昔孟母：Once the great mother, Mrs. Meng,
擇鄰處：is very picky on choosing neighbors to seek good sex.
子不學：Her son doesn't know the importance of the study,
斷機杼：she cuts off his dick.
竇燕山：Dou Yan Shan, the Famous
有義方：owns a very effective medicine.
教五子：And teaches his five sons how to benefit from it,
名俱揚：all of them are well known of their sexual ability.
養不教：If you have children but don't teach them,
父之過：it is all your fault as a father.
教不嚴：If they are not taught hands on in school,
師之惰：The teacher must be indulged with his own sexual excitements.
子不學：Whoever refuses to study this,
非所宜：is making a serous mistake.
幼不學：If you don't learn it early in your childhood,
老何為：you don’t know what to do when getting older.
玉不琢：If you don't exercise your instrument, even it is jade like
不成器：it won't become a treasure the opposite sex dying for.
人不學：Everyone must learn sex,
不知義：Otherwise no one can by no means enjoy its sweetness