從父親節想到竇燕山,想到三字經 2004-06-21 08:59:04 於 婚姻生活
那天看到這個笑話,再譯一下,一搏一笑。
三字經 英文翻譯
人之初:At the beginning of life, 性本善:sex is good. 性相近:Basically, all sex is the same, 習相遠:but it varies with each individual on their ways as how it is done. 苟不教:If this art is not carefully taught, 性乃遷:sex will leave us. 教之道:The essence of mastering it, 貴以專:is to make love whole-heartedly with only one person. 昔孟母:Once the great mother, Mrs. Meng, 擇鄰處:is very picky on choosing neighbors to seek good sex. 子不學:Her son doesn't know the importance of the study, 斷機杼:she cuts off his dick. 竇燕山:Dou Yan Shan, the Famous 有義方:owns a very effective medicine. 教五子:And teaches his five sons how to benefit from it, 名俱揚:all of them are well known of their sexual ability. 養不教:If you have children but don't teach them, 父之過:it is all your fault as a father. 教不嚴:If they are not taught hands on in school, 師之惰:The teacher must be indulged with his own sexual excitements. 子不學:Whoever refuses to study this, 非所宜:is making a serous mistake. 幼不學:If you don't learn it early in your childhood, 老何為:you don’t know what to do when getting older. 玉不琢:If you don't exercise your instrument, even it is jade like 不成器:it won't become a treasure the opposite sex dying for. 人不學:Everyone must learn sex, 不知義:Otherwise no one can by no means enjoy its sweetness |