除了信口胡扯之外，發現8黑同學的敘事能力很令人擔憂。以今晚為例：2黑抽風，從韓國店拎回來一袋小章魚。我對這種長相違反常規的東西從來都是敬而遠之，在冰箱裏放了兩天。今天總算抽出空來，上網亂找了一氣方子，開整。
方子是幹燒小章魚，我卻整出了一鍋糊糊。扔一個給8黑，他死活不從。一碗麵吃了半碗之後，他決定make a deal: I’ll eat this octopus, and end this dinner.
我尋思半秒，頜首讚同。
他舉筷，入嘴，皺眉，再展顏，連稱牙米。我剛放鬆警惕，一轉頭，他人不見了。叫了兩聲，說在peepee。出來時口中無物，問魚呢？吃了。
不可能。
。。。。you wanna hear the truth?
Yes——配以怒目。
I put it in the garbage can.
在哪？我認下真來，去垃圾桶內亂翻。
在這，在那，在底下，在紙裏。
我正色道：到底在哪？我會把整個垃圾桶倒下來看所有的東西——
他猶豫道：you wanna hear the truth?
按捺住想猛pia他一頓的念頭，再道：yes.
I flushed it, in the toilet.
除了叫他寫認罪書，我簡直再也沒招了。
於是他有如下供書，點醒兩三次，怎麽也寫不到重點 。
It was dinner time.
I stared at my food.
I couldn’t eat.
So I talked.
After five minutes, I ran out of things to say.
So I ate!
I ate the spicy noodles.
I talked again.
Then ate my oight-o-pose.
I went to the bathroom.
So I wrapped my octopus in paper and flushed it.
I learned that I will have to stop lying for people to listen to me.
Where: bathromm at house/ apartment.
Date: 10/28/2010
Where: I tricked my mom about the garbage can. It was in the toilet.
The Lies I made all had valuable lessons. The most important one is: Do not do it again. But I keep doing it. I want to stop myself NOW!
宣布我已經認真地開始考慮關於1 day experiment of “we will treat everything you said as a lie”。
我到底還能有什麽招。。。。。。。。。。。。。>_
