戰場墨菲定律 - 新鮮點兒的

比較常見的帖子，但這次似乎有些新東西，選了些精華的。看來看去，怎麽跟最近FX的Over There係列劇總結版一樣：幾個持槍的笨蛋是天下最具破壞性的笨蛋.... 4. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 你不是超人；海軍陸戰隊員和戰鬥機駕駛員尤其要注意 6. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 如果一個蠢方法有效，那它就不是一個蠢方法 7. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 盡力使自己看上去不重要，敵人可能子彈不多，不想在你身上浪費 8. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 隻要攻擊沒能成功，呼叫空襲支援 16. No PLAN ever survives initial contact. 沒有行動計劃在最初的交火後還管用 19. There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. 散兵坑內沒有無神論者 22. The easy way is always mined. 好走的路總已被敵軍布上了地雷 23. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. 集體行動非常必要；起碼敵人有其他的人可以射擊了 25. Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you. 不要吸引敵人火力；這會激怒你周圍的所有人 26. If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone. 如果你除了敵人什麽都缺，那你在交戰區域內了 27. When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too. 你攻占一個地區後，確保敵人也知道 29. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. 從沒有一支完成戰備的單位能通過校閱 30. No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat. 從沒有一支準備好檢閱的部隊能活過戰鬥 32. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 唯一比敵人火力還精確的是友軍打過來的炮火 33. Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together. 必須要裝配在一起才能發揮效力的武器裝備不能一起運送 34. Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way. 必須要裝配在一起才能發揮效力的武器不能被一起運到戰場 37. Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. 你作的任何事都可能導致你翹辮子——包括你什麽都不做 38. Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out. 當你防守嚴密到敵人攻不進來時，那往往你自己也打出不去 39. Tracers work both ways. 曳光彈可以幫你找到敵蹤；但也會讓敵人找到你 42. Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs. 專業士兵的行為是你能預測的；戰場上充滿了業餘人員 43. Military Intelligence is a contradiction. “軍事情報”一詞中的軍事和情報是矛盾的 47. Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 防空座右銘：先把飛機打下來，在地麵上區分是敵是友 54. Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. “為和平進行殺戮”這句話就像騙處女上床的話一樣 58. When in doubt, empty your magazine. 有疑問的時候，先打空你的彈夾再說 59. The side with the simplest uniforms wins. 製服最簡單的一方獲勝 60. Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps. 戰鬥會在兩張地圖交會的地方展開 63. The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass. 世上最可怕的東西是一個有地圖和羅盤的少尉（他們擅長紙上談兵） 80. The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want. 做軍官最辛苦的一點是，士兵不知道他們想要什麽，隻知道他們不想要什麽 82. The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. 在你最需要它的時候總是卡殼的武器是M60（機槍） 89. Body count Math --> 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action. 戰果數學：3個遊擊隊員＋一個可能是的＋2頭豬＝行動中打死37個敵人 90. The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range. 手雷爆炸的範圍總是比你一跳能跳出的距離多一英尺 100. Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target. 對目標的火力密度與目標的新奇程度成正比 115. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank. 在低軍銜能讓你升官的行為會在新軍銜殺死你 122. If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap. 如果你急需見到一個軍官，打個盹 123. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw it. 投擲武器的殺傷半徑總比一般士兵能扔的距離大 134. Any ship can be a minesweeper...once. 所有船隻都可以當掃雷艇……一次性的