毒品利大生死以，豈因警察避趨之

汽車追尾駕駛英文叫做tailgating，因對他人有潛在危險，警察可以給追尾駕駛開罰單。

毒品黑市，利大誘人，總有不法之徒願意以命相博從事毒品交易。你瞧那墨西哥國，除了豬流感鬧騰外，整個國家幾乎成了毒梟紛爭的戰場。

按說"生命誠可貴、毒品價錢高"，販毒們有混跡於生死線上經曆，應該有起碼的智慧懂得如何避趨被逮的危險、遠離警察遠離人群才是。

可有這麽兩位倒好，開車私運毒品，不僅沒有謹小慎微裝做老實人，反而追尾警察。警察叫停，二位也順從聽話。可停車後，車裏兜裏的大麻(marijuana)和可卡因(cocaine)，無遮無擋公然亮相。

請看這則毒界笑談的英文報導:

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. Two suspected pot dealers were arrested after police said the pair tailgated an unmarked police car. Police said 23-year-old Jonathan Gonzalez and 19-year old Felicia Deneen tailgated the police vehicle Wednesday and were later stopped.

Police said when officers asked the driver, Deneen, for her license and registration, several individually wrapped baggies of marijuana were "in plain view" in the glove box.

When Gonzalez got out, police said, he dropped cocaine from his pocket.

Both were charged with possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and possession of cocaine.

The pair pleaded not guilty Thursday in Framingham District Court. It is unclear if either has hired an attorney.

墨西哥毒品黑市可能邪性真是大，這23歲和19歲二位的名字都是西班牙人或墨西哥人的名字。他倆不像是"藝高人膽大"的那種，更像是缺心眼的。難道現在毒品界人手短缺，二傻子冤大頭缺心眼的都要?  要不就是毒販們"死都不怕，難道會怕警察"嗎?  形容這勁頭，可真需要篡改一句古語:  毒品利大生死以，豈因警察避趨之。