葉公好龍，劉仔愛熊

葉公葉子高好龍，鉤以寫龍，鑿以寫龍，屋室雕文以寫龍。於是天龍聞之而下，窺頭於牖，拖尾於堂。葉公見之，棄而還走，失其魂魄，五色無主。是葉公非好龍也，好夫似龍而非龍者也。

抄上這段古人的話語，也讓我們現代人知道，雖然葉某見真龍露出自己是個假招子，但這段古語可以見證我們中國人愛動物之心是自古有之。況且，世上哪來的真龍?  用假龍又何以證明葉某見龍會"失其魂魄，五色無主"?

中國人愛動物也是身體力行的。現代動物最可愛莫過於熊貓，愛熊貓人士最想要的莫過於和可愛熊貓來個bear hug。還真有這麽一位，為實現理想甘願置身險境，要與熊貓零距離地親近。

Panda attacks man who wanted a cuddle

A panda at a zoo in southern China attacked a student who snuck into its pen hoping for a cuddle with the endangered bear, state media said Saturday.

The 20-year-old male student surnamed Liu jumped over the fence at the zoo in the tourist city of Guilin, ignoring warning signs not to, Xinhua news agency said.

"The panda, named Yangyang, was wide awake. Apparently scared by the intruder, he bit at Liu's arms and legs," it quoted an unnamed worker as saying after zoo keepers managed to calm the bear and rescue Liu, the report said.

"Yangyang was so cute and I just wanted to cuddle him," Liu was quoted as saying from his hospital bed. "I didn't expect he would attack."

Scientists believe fewer than 2,000 giant pandas live in the wild in China.

這位劉性現代壯士比那古代葉某強百倍，見熊貓不僅沒跑，還翻牆入室要和熊貓起膩。都說熊貓溫順老實可愛聽話，但那是祖國在宣傳上誤導人們。你想啊，那也是食肉類野獸，長著黑白相間的外表具有欺騙性，那爪子鋒利，一掌拍下來可比在文學城讓人拍一磚要疼得多。

20歲的劉壯士經事不多，還不懂得對事物的"表裏不一"要有所防範。進得熊籠，沒想到熊貓抓著他的手腳就當竹子啃。劉被救進了醫院還是沒相通，他說他隻是見陽陽(熊名)那麽可愛就想抱抱她"。

劉壯士，你這種想法是錯誤的。現在中國的熊貓數量大約兩千多隻，可中國滿大街的MM比這數多得多，而且個個兒都是那麽可愛，你也能隨便亂抱嘛?  你要真在街上抱住一位，那可能你不僅要進醫院，還要緊法院。