today im talking about peak things

 

愛美麗最近養了兩隻小貓兒子，很有心得，上來發了一大堆牢騷，我加了標點，lol

spoiler alert im too lazy for punctuation and capitalization.

cats（their name is Stormy and Wren),  are evil and they are evil because they bite my toes like sock stealing goblins and they are stinky bcuz they have the most ridiculous sized turds youve ever seen, idk how its possible to get that amount out of their tiny bodie.

they also destroy everything because i came into my room one day and my backpack stand was knocked over and everything was messy and they were just staring like O_O

i walked into my room one day and stormy was sleeping on MY BED IN MY BLANKET not his little cat bed and not his little cat blanket and he was SO SMUG ABOUT IT 

and i had put them in the workout room to play and i could not find wren anywhere so i put stormy back in his room and i looked everywhere and guess where he was . he was INSIDE THE FOLDS OF A YOGA BLANKET. how does one even MANAGE that.  anyways so thats why cats are evil.