昨夜做了一個奇怪的夢，夢裏見到川普了

這幾天美國北方奇寒無比，春天離我們很遠很遠。昨天夜裏，我做了一個夢，夢裏已是春暖花開的季節，可以在菜地裏開始種菜了。在扛著鋤頭下地幹活的路上，我見到美國總統川普。

剛走到我們村子的路口，我就看到有一個人開著綠色的吉普車，在街角停了下來。車上走下一個人，穿著呢子大衣和翻毛皮鞋，朝一家飯店走去。我定神一看，這不是川普嗎？

我放下肩上的鋤頭，走上前去，一把握住川普的手，用中國口音很濃重的美式英語對川普說：“Fancy meeting you in our rustic small village, Mr. President！”

“How are you doing? What do you think of my wall on our southern border with Mexico?”川普微笑著和我打招呼，並征詢我對建牆的看法。

“I am against building a wall that stretches the whole US-Mexico border. The money for the wall can be used a lot more wisely elsewhere to beef up border security. However, I believe you can have some strategic locations identified along the border and have segments of wall built on these key locations.”我對川普道出了我對建牆的看法。

“Makes a lot of sense!”川普覺得我說得有些道理，繼續問我：“If I were to be remembered by future generations of Americans as one of the greatest presidents, what would be the single thing I should do?”

“Flip a birdie at the vampiric interest groups in both the Democratic and Republican Parties! Completely revamp the U.S. immigration system. It should be a system based on merit and need. We want a country that will again become the magnet for the world’s top talents. As a president, you can make America great gain by building a great immigration system, not by building a wall.”我鬥膽給川普提出了自己的看法。

“That is what I call great common sense! Beautiful！”川普好像讚同我的意見。接著，川普冷不然冒出一句:“No collusion!”

“I know! I know! It is a witch hunt!”我趕忙回答。

我們走著走著就來到了飯店的二樓。這飯店看起來有點像杭州的樓外樓，典型江南風格的建築。飯店的工作人員看到川普到來，紛紛和他合影留念。這時候，我發現飯店廚房裏的大廚很眼熟。仔細一看，原來是我小學的同班同學。同學看到我，主動過來和我打招呼。他說他現在是川普的大廚，川普到哪裏，他就跟到哪裏給他做飯。

我覺得有些奇怪，心想：我這位小學都沒有畢業的同學怎麽跑到美國，還做起川普的大廚來了？我同學邀請我留下來吃中飯，我說菜地裏還有農活要幹，就告辭離開了飯店。

出了飯店，我看到兩個很大的人群。左邊是川粉，右邊是川黑。川粉們頭戴小紅帽，帽上繡有“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”字樣。川黑們則舉著各種反川普的牌子，口中高喊：“Lock him up! Lock him up!”

歡迎川普的川粉們和抗議川普的川黑們都激動的樣子。川粉們很瘋狂，就像當年的紅衛兵快要見到毛主席的樣子，熱淚盈眶。川黑們很憤慨，就像當年的翻身老農民鬥地主的樣子，咬牙切齒。我沒有理睬川粉和川黑，找到我的鋤頭，下地種菜去了。

我剛想把川普的微信小視頻發到朋友圈裏，就聽到窗外呼嘯的北風。原來我做了一個夢！我起床看了一下室外的溫度計，零下攝氏15度！唉，冬天雖然來了，但春天還遠得很呢！
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