風趣的導遊

秋日晴天 (2015-07-31 22:19:09) 評論 (0)

帶小朋友去了一個野生動物園。 動物們有很大空間, 所以我們得坐bus去看它們。 動物們倒是一般, bus司機導遊都有趣, 這裏摘幾段。

開車之前, 照例是安全教育, 這位導遊老大爺是這麽說滴:

Since Zoo's policy is not to run over the animals, you need to remain seated as we may need to stop without warning.

看到斑馬, 幾個小盆友很興奮, 告訴導遊老大爺快看, 大爺假裝眼神不好, 左顧右盼半天, 才恍然大悟狀:Are you talking about the donkeys in PJ?

回程是坐的express bus, 人很多, 也不能停, 司機是個胖胖的白胡子老頭, 他第一句話就是: "no, I am not Santa, but I can tell you there are 177 sleeps before Christmas.”

開了一段, 快到看長頸鹿的地方, 他說: This is an express bus, so I am not meant to stop for photos. However, I am going to scratch my nose in 16 seconds, so get ready if you want to use your camera.