【404文庫】賣杏花|孔乙己偷你家啥了,非要拿他墊背?
最近,孔乙己大約是紅了。這年頭,除了被404的,能紅的都紅了,不該紅的也紫了。
但事情正在起變化,孔乙己也似乎有淪入404的苗頭。網上有一些人從紹興市城鄉結合部的亂葬崗裏,掘出他的長衫,披在自己身上,活得很苦很控訴的樣子。
這豈止是悖謬,簡直是大逆。無論你的啃老費或養老金到不到一百零七個銅板,都不該這麽不要臉,尤其不該強征孔乙己老師,做你們的精神領袖。
孔乙己沒你們那麽卑汙苟賤,他命苦從不怨政府,點背從不罵社會。即便餓得麵黃肌瘦,也不怨朝廷一聲;即便做賊,也不做反賊。
他臨終前被丁舉人(參照科級幹部待遇的書香門第)打斷了雙腿,也隻是撿個破蒲包係自己臀部下,移手做足討生活,從不想著去民政部門討要殘疾補助,更不在光天化日下蠕行鬧市,影響市容和人民的好心情。此境界,豈是一些宵小之徒可比?
讀書人的事兒,能叫偷嗎?
朝廷的事兒,能會錯嗎?
我小時候的教科書說,孔乙己是科舉製度下的犧牲者,被四書五經毒害軀體和精神,讓他又窮又怪又懶,最終走上了不歸路。
可教科書上的舊社會裏,不但有穿長衫站著喝酒(推薦一款孔乙己典當長衫也要買的無添加黃酒)的孔乙己,也有衣服不能再短的出租車司機祥子呀。
老師隻告訴我孔乙己死於懶,死於窮酸,可祥子既不懶又不酸,茴香豆的茴,他一個寫法都不知道,為啥還死得那麽慘?
所以故歸根結底,有些人本來就應該饑寒交迫地慘死,與他們穿長衫還是比基尼關係不大。
問題就出在,在比基尼時代,好吃懶做的男女們穿得越來越少,索求卻越來越多。看看孔乙己和祥子,生得不偉大,死得也難言光榮,但他們胡亂埋怨過誰?
一個社會的敗壞,就是從一些人不好好擰螺絲,卻啪啪敲鍵盤開始。孔乙己不配姓趙,你就配姓孔了?
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