沒有廣場舞的日本老人怎麽過晚年 真是太逗了!
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還記得那個執著於發明喝茶機的日本老爺爺麽?
老爺子79歲了,為了不用茶壺喝茶,每天孜孜不倦地搞發明,人送稱號大阪愛迪生。
大阪愛迪生前麵的4個發明,全失敗了。
簡單地說,就是為了冷卻茶水,老爺子把飲茶的管子越變越長,越變越長
到了喝茶機4.0,他的管子直接上天了
那時,他原本是打算利用滑輪原理,用手把管子拉上去的。
隻可惜,屋頂固定滑輪的杆子沒放好,啪嗒一聲掉下來,砸中了老爺子的頭
時隔半年,老爺子又帶著喝茶機5.0上電視了!
當當當當!這次的喝茶機是童話風格的,老爺子給它取名喝茶氣球~
老爺子說了,上次用手拽不是砸頭了嗎,這次用氦氣球,總不會有危險了吧?
於是,他含住管子的一頭,把茶水倒進另一頭;
輕輕放手,眼見著管子隨著氦氣球漸漸飛起來,難道這回終於要成功了嗎?!
嗯??怎麽不動了?
嗯嗯???
額由於茶水太重,氣球浮力不足,老爺子又加了5個氣球,再次嚐試。
咳咳,上麵那段掐了,重新開始。
倒水;
放飛;
emmm
這回倒是浮力夠了,可是,老爺子您的飲茶機質量不過關啊
灰常可惜,老爺子又一次失敗了。
翻譯來自微博用戶@綜藝情報局
不過,生命在於折騰,期待屢敗屢戰的老爺子再給我們帶來喝茶機6.0~
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