七十老翁

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接著編:L到W

(2014-11-18 04:38:09) 下一個
   

  上星期六一位網友貼了一個段子,很是好笑:

Husband’s Description of His Wife

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful,
                elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Oh, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

  我來狗尾續貂,接著編:

Wife: " Don’t be so sacarstic. I’ve never expected you will  speak a single word of praise for me! Anyway, we still have love, right? The next one is L, can you say something about  love? "
Husband: " I might as well say LMN together:LoveMeans              Nothing! "
 
Wife: "People Quit R Said Tired! Shut up and go to hell! "
Husband:"OMG, Ur Victoria-style Wife!




 


 


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