榕城老應
用調侃去書寫思考，以故事來敘述理論。
友人轉來《老外翻譯的三字經》，讀之大笑，特為作序，與大家分享。
泰西友人見華人三字對罵，如歌對唱，韻律甚美。問：“What is that？” 答曰：“三字經”。“What is talking about？” 答：“Sex”。老外憬然有悟，心甚向往之。苦學中文三載，查得大英博物館珍藏原版，研讀之下，字字珠璣，豁然開朗。再四求證。曰：“啟蒙之書”。曰：“路人能詳”，不覺潸然淚下，謂：“得之矣，得之矣！” 遂譯中華路人相見誦習大愛之經典。
ZT 老外翻譯的三字經
（ http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4b78703b0100ek2r.html?tj=1）
人之初：At the beginning of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you.
教之道：The way of learning it.
貴以專：It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng.
擇鄰處：Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學：If you don't study hard.
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山：Dou, the Famous.
有義方：Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子：All his five son took it.
名俱揚：And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教：If your children don't know how to do it.
父之過：It is all your fault.
教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it.
師之惰：Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學：You may refuse to study this.
非所宜：But that is a real mistake.
幼不學：If you don't learn it in childhood.
老何為：You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick.
不成器：It won't become hard and strong.
人不學：If you don't learn sex.
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
