來測測看你到底有多聰明:))

這是昨天下班前一個朋友寄來的，匆匆做了一遍，趕緊告訴她結果(難怪不屬豬的我老被人說豬腦袋：))：

I need to stay away from people  :(
That's what I'm doing anyway:)

今天早上開信箱，她的回言已經在裏麵了：

You are much better than me.  I need to see a doctor!

哈哈~~~若想看看你是不是比咱倆聰明，就接著往下看，並且要遵照指示答題喔：))

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Fw: How smart are you??

>
> > Dementia is when you start forgetting obvious things... let's see if
> > you have it!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Test for Dementia
> > B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to
> > answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
> > immediately . OK?
> >
> >
> >
> > Let's find out just how clever you really are....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > First Question:
> >
> > You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
> > position are you in?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
> > absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his
> > place, you are second!
> >
> > Try not to screw up next time.
> > Now answer the second question,
> > but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?
> >
> >
> >
> > Second Question:
> > I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
> >
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
> > wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
> >
> >
> > You're not very good at this, are you?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Third Question:
> > Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .
> > Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .
> > Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000
> > Now add 10 . What is the total?
> >
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> > Did you get 5000 ?
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> > The correct answer is actually 4100.
> >
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> >
> > If you don't believe it, now check it with a calculator!
> > Today is definitely not your day, is it?
> > Maybe you'll get the last question right....
> > .....Maybe.
> >
> >
> >
> > Fourth Question:
> >
> > Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
> > 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
> > &nbs p;
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> > Did you Answer Nunu?
> > NO! Of course it isn't.
> > Her name is Mary. Read the question again!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Okay, now the bonus round:
> >
> >
> >
> > A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By
> > imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully
> > expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
> > done.
> > Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of
> > sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > He just has to open his mouth and ask...
> > It's really very simple.... Like you!
> >
> > KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
> > SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE
> >
> >
> >
> > Results
> >
> > All 5 right - you are beyond smart!
> >
> > 4 right - not bad!
> >
> > 3 right - maybe study a little more?
> >
> > 2 right - you have dementia.
> >
> > 1 right - stay away from people
> >
> > 0 right - see a doctor.
> >
> > --

[xintong2006]

有趣，不過，不好意思說出答案

[林韻]

偶是睜著眼睛就往陷阱裏跳~~~隻答對了那個算術題。赫赫，看來俺屬於比較勤奮的傻瓜一類：))
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學姐,你的答案比做題更有娶:))

[山菊花]

飛煙：你已經太有才了! 難怪要做律師：))

DueProcess：Dementia這個字是不是拚錯了？咋查不著呢？

罷了：You don't have to record anything~~~We all know that you are beyond smart!

偶是睜著眼睛就往陷阱裏跳~~~隻答對了那個算術題。赫赫，看來俺屬於比較勤奮的傻瓜一類：))

[飛煙]

我的是：看來也不聰明。：）
maybe study a little more?

[DueProcess]

dimentia，嘻嘻

[罷了]

You know what, I don't want to flatter myself. Therefore, no score has been recorded.

矯情！