8. Are you scare of your government as we are? 你是不是和我們一樣害怕你的政府？I don’t know what you are scare of, but I am really scare of its efficiency and power. See, it just transformed a very poor country with the largest population on the world into a Number Two economy in just 40 years. Have you seen any government could do similar job before?
Is Chinese medicine and Taichi that help you live so long? 你們的長壽秘訣是中藥和太極拳嗎？ I don’t know much about Chinese medicine, but I think Taichi may help some people with chronic diseases to improve their health.
Do you feel like you belong here? 你覺得你屬於這裏嗎？ Still not completely yet. I like the natural environment of Australia with good air quality, and a more relaxed civil life. However, I am concerned that Australia has too many kangaroos, and I know kangaroos sometimes attack people. I am afraid of them.
4.What does dog taste like? 狗肉啥味道？I don’t know as I have never tried before. I know people in some countries like it. There must be reason for it.
5. what’s with the nose-picking, spitting and pushing in? 摳鼻子、吐痰和推擠都是些什麽梗？ Those are bad habits, I don’t have them.
6. Is it annoying that Chinese men have small penises? 中國男人生殖器小是不是很糟心？Not really. Many Chinese men have comparable sizes as men from other countries. Actually，Chinese penises work better and productive than others during the sex life. If you like, I will try with you or your sisters, and I can satisfy you. BTW, did you see we have the No.1 population in the world, that reflects we have much more and better-quality sex life than other countries on the world.
7. Do you hate it when white people speak with a Chinese accent? 白人說話模仿中國口音招你恨吧？ Not at all. I take it as easy as a humor or joke. When I am in that situation, I will reply to the speaker in the same accent. “Doo yoou likee my speakee?”
I think they are good questions, and I don't feel offended and can frankly answer them: 不必用咄咄逼人的反擊語氣。即使髒話，也用文明語言回答。
1. Everywhere I look there is a Chinese person. What’s wrong with your own country？到處都能看到中國人，你們自己的國家有什麽問題嗎？My country is over-populated. As my country and people are getting richer and richer in last 30 years, we tend to travel and see the world. That is why you can see more and more Chinese tourists on everywhere of the world.
2. Did you play the piano and go to a selective school? 你是否彈鋼琴、上重點學校？I don't play piano, but I 'd like someone play piano for me. I just went to a public school when I was young, and I think I have met kids from families of different ranks. That is good. In a selective school, I am afraid that my social circle might be limited.
3.What’s so good about Louis Vuitton? Why are you so obsessed? 路易威登產品有什麽好？你們為什麽這麽熱衷？It is true. Some Chinese women are fond of them, but I really don't know why. Maybe they are cheaper than other brand-names.
Everywhere I look there is a Chinese person. What’s wrong with your own country？
- Everywhere I look there's a white guy. What's wrong with Europe?
Did you play the piano and go to a selective school?
- No, how about you?
What’s so good about Louis Vuitton? Why are you so obsessed?
- I don't have any. Others have their own fashion choices I guess.
what does dog taste like?
- What does pork taste like? My Muslim friends want to know.
what’s with the nose-picking, spitting and pushing in?
- Uncivilized behaviors. Like being racist in white people.
Is it annoying that Chinese men have small penises?
- Human beings only need one large organ: the brain.
Do you hate it when white people speak with a Chinese accent?
- If his native language is Chinese I understand.
Are you scare of your government as we are?
- You and I have the same government.
Is Chinese medicine and Taichi that help you live so long?
- No it's the genetics and healthy lifestyle.
Do you feel like you belong here?
- Of course and I will build a large family for generations to come.
我會直接回答：that's none of your business. 如果對方繼續，我會直接說：fuck off.
a. 沒吃過。 seems you are interested in.
a. 我感覺我的太大了。most of the condoms here are too small for me.