8. Are you scare of your government as we are? 你是不是和我們一樣害怕你的政府？I don’t know what you are scare of, but I am really scare of its efficiency and power. See, it just transformed a very poor country with the largest population on the world into a Number Two economy in just 40 years. Have you seen any government could do similar job before?
Is Chinese medicine and Taichi that help you live so long? 你們的長壽秘訣是中藥和太極拳嗎？ I don’t know much about Chinese medicine, but I think Taichi may help some people with chronic diseases to improve their health.
Do you feel like you belong here? 你覺得你屬於這裏嗎？ Still not completely yet. I like the natural environment of Australia with good air quality, and a more relaxed civil life. However, I am concerned that Australia has too many kangaroos, and I know kangaroos sometimes attack people. I am afraid of them.
老天真 發表評論於
續前：
4.What does dog taste like? 狗肉啥味道？I don’t know as I have never tried before. I know people in some countries like it. There must be reason for it.
5. what’s with the nose-picking, spitting and pushing in? 摳鼻子、吐痰和推擠都是些什麽梗？ Those are bad habits, I don’t have them.
6. Is it annoying that Chinese men have small penises? 中國男人生殖器小是不是很糟心？Not really. Many Chinese men have comparable sizes as men from other countries. Actually，Chinese penises work better and productive than others during the sex life. If you like, I will try with you or your sisters, and I can satisfy you. BTW, did you see we have the No.1 population in the world, that reflects we have much more and better-quality sex life than other countries on the world.
7. Do you hate it when white people speak with a Chinese accent? 白人說話模仿中國口音招你恨吧？ Not at all. I take it as easy as a humor or joke. When I am in that situation, I will reply to the speaker in the same accent. “Doo yoou likee my speakee?”
老天真 發表評論於
I think they are good questions, and I don't feel offended and can frankly answer them: 不必用咄咄逼人的反擊語氣。即使髒話，也用文明語言回答。
1. Everywhere I look there is a Chinese person. What’s wrong with your own country？到處都能看到中國人，你們自己的國家有什麽問題嗎？My country is over-populated. As my country and people are getting richer and richer in last 30 years, we tend to travel and see the world. That is why you can see more and more Chinese tourists on everywhere of the world.
2. Did you play the piano and go to a selective school? 你是否彈鋼琴、上重點學校？I don't play piano, but I 'd like someone play piano for me. I just went to a public school when I was young, and I think I have met kids from families of different ranks. That is good. In a selective school, I am afraid that my social circle might be limited.
3.What’s so good about Louis Vuitton? Why are you so obsessed? 路易威登產品有什麽好？你們為什麽這麽熱衷？It is true. Some Chinese women are fond of them, but I really don't know why. Maybe they are cheaper than other brand-names.
Everywhere I look there is a Chinese person. What’s wrong with your own country？
- Everywhere I look there's a white guy. What's wrong with Europe?
Did you play the piano and go to a selective school?
- No, how about you?
What’s so good about Louis Vuitton? Why are you so obsessed?
- I don't have any. Others have their own fashion choices I guess.
what does dog taste like?
- What does pork taste like? My Muslim friends want to know.
what’s with the nose-picking, spitting and pushing in?
- Uncivilized behaviors. Like being racist in white people.
Is it annoying that Chinese men have small penises?
- Human beings only need one large organ: the brain.
Do you hate it when white people speak with a Chinese accent?
- If his native language is Chinese I understand.
Are you scare of your government as we are?
- You and I have the same government.
Is Chinese medicine and Taichi that help you live so long?
- No it's the genetics and healthy lifestyle.
Do you feel like you belong here?
- Of course and I will build a large family for generations to come.
牟山雁 發表評論於
問歲數，美國人真的忌諱。
我胖我的 發表評論於
我會直接回答：that's none of your business. 如果對方繼續，我會直接說：fuck off.
心中之城 發表評論於
不愧是娘娘！一揮手就招來了這麽多的好創意問題啊。。：）
遍野無塵 發表評論於
4. 狗肉啥味道？
a. 沒吃過。 seems you are interested in.
6. 中國男人生殖器小是不是很糟心？
a. 我感覺我的太大了。most of the condoms here are too small for me.
梔子花開2020 發表評論於
看來還得苦練英語，哪天被問到時好懟回去，不然隻能吃啞巴虧太憋屈了
五湖以北 發表評論於
也湊了一個答案：
1. 到處都能看到中國人，你們自己的國家有什麽問題嗎？
a. 為啥全世界都有白人，當初你們國家有啥問題
2. 你是否彈鋼琴、上重點學校？
a. 有音樂修養，有啥不好
3. 路易威登產品有什麽好？你們為什麽這麽熱衷？
a. 問路易威登
4. 狗肉啥味道？
a. 沒吃過，也反感別人吃，提倡不吃哺乳動物
5. 摳鼻子、吐痰和推擠都是些什麽梗？
a. 環境好了，自然就沒了
6. 中國男人生殖器小是不是很糟心？
a. 蘿卜白菜，各有所愛
7. 白人說話模仿中國口音招你恨吧？
a. 取決於動機
8. 你是不是和我們一樣害怕你的政府？
a. 你覺得呢
9. 你們的長壽秘訣是重要和太極拳嗎？
a. 躺平
10. 你覺得你屬於這裏嗎？
a. 心在哪，家在哪
TRUEFIRE 發表評論於
建議成立一個雄器丈量所，專門統計認證丈量那話兒在不同種群的綜合指標，這世界誰怕誰啊？！哈哈
遍野無塵 發表評論於
試著回答：
1. 到處都能看到中國人，你們自己的國家有什麽問題嗎？
a. 來幫你們。
2. 你是否彈鋼琴、上重點學校？
a. 是。還有更多的。
3. 路易威登產品有什麽好？你們為什麽這麽熱衷？
a. 沒聽說過。
4. 狗肉啥味道？
a. 沒吃過。
5. 摳鼻子、吐痰和推擠都是些什麽梗？
a. 一些人的壞毛病。
6. 中國男人生殖器小是不是很糟心？
a. 我感覺我的太大了。
7. 白人說話模仿中國口音招你恨吧？
a. 不，他們願意學，我樂意教。
8. 你是不是和我們一樣害怕你的政府？
a. 和你們沒法比。
9. 你們的長壽秘訣是重要和太極拳嗎？
a. 要想長壽，就要少操心別人的事。
10. 你覺得你屬於這裏嗎？
a. 和你一樣的感覺。
