漢譯英

1)唯女人與英語難過也，唯老婆與工作難找也!!

2)婚姻就象吃飯，你點的肯定都是你愛吃的，可等菜上了桌，你還是忍不住先看看別人的盤子。------得不到的才是最好的。

3)最差的人品莫過於癡癡地盯著一個醜女看半晌，然後歎口氣說:"靠，這恐龍做得 ! 太像真的了"。

4)與人衝突時，退一步海闊天空；追女友時，退一步人去樓空。 　　
5)在街上看美女，目光高一點就是欣賞，目光低一點就是流氓。

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• 回複：漢譯英 -bmdn- ♀ (2562 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 06:50:35

• Nice ... -Lucidus- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 06:53:21

• Like your translation, especially #5 -同學小薇- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 13:11:08

• 回複：thank you, that happens to be the one on which I spent most o -bmdn- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 14:56:37

• Good job.dude.I am with you. -bingli- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 14:21:46

• 對於第一句的理解我和你有點差異。我的理解是。英語是個學科，女人也是。 -bingli- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 14:28:13

• 回複：對於第一句的理解我和你有點差異。我的理解是。英語是個學科，女人也是。 -bmdn- ♀ (83 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 14:58:54

• 回複：回複：對於第一句的理解我和你有點差異。我的理解是。英語是個學科，女人也是。 -bingli- ♂ (329 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 17:01:03

• They are selected from this site: http://bbs.wenxuecity.com/joke -sportwoman- ♀ (391 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 18:22:33

• 回複：漢譯英 -同學小薇- ♀ (3247 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 07:19:57

• 回複：回複：漢譯英 -bmdn- ♀ (107 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 08:13:36

• ...are hard to pass. “通過” no 雙關 here -sportwoman- ♀ (63 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 11:55:51

• 回複：...are hard to pass. “通過” no 雙關 here -bmdn- ♀ (139 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 13:06:57

• There is a typo... -同學小薇- ♀ (184 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 13:02:54

• haha! thanks xiaowei! -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 14:42:23

• hello upstairs! Good job! thanks! sorry I did not screen careful -sportwoman- ♀ (80 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 08:02:32

• 回複：hello upstairs! Good job! thanks! sorry I did not screen care -bmdn- ♀ (32 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 08:14:37

• 目光低一點就是流氓 -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 08:51:16

• when you look at a beautiful girl where are you going to fucos o -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 08:56:02

• I am wearing my sun glasses -sportwoman- ♀ (107 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 08:59:16

• I love this one,I will do it after work.wait for me.please.gotta -bingli- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 09:37:06

• just got home from outside, it is awful hot here -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 11:48:03

• be careful bro don't let them catch you, the opposite here bro -sportwoman- ♀ (217 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 12:09:44

• it must be the hat that I wore, the feather looks so weird -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 12:28:15

• sigh!!!師妹你好心插幾根雁毛也就算了，你還把幾個雁屁股都插上了。誰不看？ -bingli- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 14:32:34

• now i am pretty girly:high heel shoes, new pedicure -sportwoman- ♀ (186 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 15:02:01

• 還有全新的撒哈拉海底黑泥麵膜忘了拿掉就直接出街了。 -bingli- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 15:40:38

• hey,sis,you gotta get used to it,I jumped to a conclusion.check -bingli- ♂ (223 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 14:19:20

• jerks always get good girls好菜都讓豬拱了的女同學 -sportwoman- ♀ (989 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 16:29:03

• jerks always get good girls好菜都讓豬拱了 -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 16:31:16

• 先sigh一下哈，如果在大街偷看美女而臉上多了些唇印的話，你長得一定象BF哥。 -bingli- ♂ (67 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 16:51:13

• 哈哈，最後一種我木表達好。再解釋一下。 -bingli- ♂ (269 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 16:54:45

• yes,got it, I am a pig too. -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 17:17:18

• 哈哈，你也是拱菜的。有空咱交流一下經驗。 -bingli- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 18:10:48

• Certainly. exchange the experience of chasing girls and guys -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 18:28:11

• before we get chased away by our monitors -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 18:32:10

• watch out.Don't bump into that post.watch your step.there are so -bingli- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 14:08:56

• 交作業。請師妹指正。 -bingli- ♂ (2504 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 14:04:10

• Bro 2 you rocked it! -sportwoman- ♀ (3552 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 15:40:31

• in Cantonese, a pervert=bian tai lao? -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 15:43:07

• you are right. -bingli- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 16:01:17

• That is so cool,sis,please keep fixing the problems for me.what -bingli- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 15:52:16

• we learn from each other kenni honey -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2012 postreply 18:56:43