1)唯女人與英語難過也,唯老婆與工作難找也!!
Unbearable to bear a woman and English, unobtainable to obtain a wife and job.
2)婚姻就象吃飯,你點的肯定都是你愛吃的,可等菜上了桌,你還是忍不住先看看別人的盤子。------得不到的才是最好的。
Marriagne is much like dining out, what you've ordered are what you savour the most. But you cannot refrain from leering at other's dishes once your own food is on the table, ---- what is unreachable is the best.
3)最差的人品莫過於癡癡地盯著一個醜女看半晌,然後歎口氣說:"靠,這恐龍做得 ! 太像真的了"。
The most dispicable person is the one who has been gaping at an ugly woman for sometime, and then says: "Shoot! look at how this dinosaur is made, it's like a real one".
4)與人衝突時,退一步海闊天空;追女友時,退一步人去樓空。
In a conflict with a man, a step back gives you a whole wide word;
In a chase to a woman, a step back gives you a desolate empty house.
5)在街上看美女,目光高一點就是欣賞,目光低一點就是流氓。
Beautiful girls on streets are appreciated by dignified eyes, and lusted for by debauched eyes.
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這比每日一句漢譯英好玩多了。From where did you come up with all these epigrams?