簡直成精了!中國小學生"吐槽大會"辣評特朗普
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川普上任小學生辣評,感覺自己是個假大人
特朗普已經正式上任,環球時報腦洞大開,采訪了一群中國小學生,如何看待特朗普。
然而,祖國的花朵智商爆表,竟然指出他的政策漏洞百出~~
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問題一
祖國的花朵都是精英~
↑他是個行走的表情包,表!情!包!
↑少年,你真是目光如炬啊!
↑但是他的三任老婆都是大美人哦~
↑你可以去當《演說家》的評委了
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問題二
早前特朗普就宣稱要在美墨邊境造個“長城”,來阻斷移民。
↑竟然知道特朗普造長城的原因?!
↑一針見血,指出特朗普最緊張的耗資問題。太專業了
↑還能給出政策建議,孩子,你應該去考申論,一定滿分。
↑瞎說什麽大實話,你把特朗普心裏的小九九都看穿啦。
↑特朗普的政策跟他的人一樣,簡單粗暴。
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問題三
小學生一語道破天機,看完我感覺自己是個假大人。
↑一句話終結者?
厲害了word小學生們,能透過表象看到本質,開闊的國際視野、辯證的思維方式,並能自如的表達觀點。
看到精英們這麽有想法,祖國就放心交給你們了。
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