A smile for the day

A smile for the day:

ADULT:

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

 

 

 

BEAUTY PARLOR:

A place where women curl up and dye.

 

 

 

CANNIBAL:

Someone who is fed up with people. 

 

 

 

CHICKENS:

The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

 

 

 

COMMITTEE:

A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. 

 

 

 

DUST:

Mud with the juice squeezed out. 

 

 

 

EGOTIST:

Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. 

 

 

 

HANDKERCHIEF:

Cold Storage. 

 

 

 

INFLATION:

Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. 

 

 

 

MOSQUITO:

An insect that makes you like flies better. 

 

 

 

RAISIN: 

Grape with a sunburn. 

 

 

 

SECRET:

Something you tell to one person at a time. 

 

 

  

SKELETON:

A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.. 

 

 

 

 TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.

 

 

 

TOMORROW:

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. 

 

 

 

YAWN: 

An honest opinion openly expressed. 

 

 

  

WRINKLES:

Something other people have, similar to my character lines.