職場須知：請假大全

咱受到大陸正宗的英文教育的上進青年，請假條一定是這樣的. " I am sick today. Need to take a day off"。 或者有時候不想上班，編個理由, 車壞了， 家裏空調壞了， 就傻傻的寫： “My car has broken down. need to go to the mechanics". 語法正確，但也絲毫沒有幽默感，讀來幹癟無趣。我的電子郵件的賬戶裏有個文件夾，專門收藏同事們正宗英文的請假理由，以便我自己參考著用。 收藏久了才發現各人的請假理由是如此有趣。管他真假， 反正各自振振有詞的精彩。

因為寵物：
張三： 大意： 我的雪貂掉了顆牙， 得去看獸醫， 今天得晚些來上班。 I will be a little late in Tuesday morning. My ferret broke his tooth Saturday night and the vet was closed yesterday and today. I need to call the vet tomorrow when they open at 7 to see when I can bring him in.

李四： 大意：我的貓病了，打掃衛生，得晚些到。#1 downside to owning cats in an apartment with carpet: Cleaning up after cats in an apartment with carpet.I am running late, on the road now though!

因為生病：
高個子： 扭了背部了，得在家將養。I tweaked my back yesterday while working in the yard and am paying the price this morning. I'll be in the office after noon today, but please contact me on my mobile for anything urgent.

小胖：吐了。得立馬回家。I am not feeling well and just paid my homage to the porcelain god just moments ago….. going home now.

小聰聰： 失眠加頭痛Insomnia, headache have combined to take me out. I'll be in later, probably by 11 if I feel better.

老病號：又生病了。不是豬流感。I am growing tired of getting sick. I'm out today. No, it's not the swine flu. Sore throat + lack of voice.

因為做好人好事：胖子： 老爸老媽家的衛生間漏水， 孝順兒子去做修理工了。 Almost made it to work today when I got a call from the folks saying they had a slight leak in the bathroom and that if I could come by and look at it that would be great. Got there and waters all over the bathroom. Killed the main at the front, cleanup the water, cut into the wall and found the line for the shower has 4 inch gash in it. Off to the Depot now for parts, brother should be in with in the hour to help with the new drywall/ hardy. Basically looks like it's going to be a really bad Friday. See y'all Monday.

因為車：小聰: car woes. Dealing with a finicky car this morning. I shall arrive late this morning.

怎麽樣， 學到不少正宗表達方式吧！由此看來，人家做經理也不容易，每天有這麽多嘍羅變著心思忽悠。