幽默──而且一針見血

（ZT)

Why America’s economy fell off the cliff. 

為何美國經濟直直落？

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

(made in Japan) for 6 am. 

約翰早上六點，被日本製的，鬧鐘叫醒。

While his coffee-pot (made in China) was perking,

he shaved with his electric razor(made in Hong Kong)

他那中國製的，咖啡壺燒開了，他用香港製的，電鬍刀刮鬍鬚。

He put on a dress shirt

(made in Sri Lanka), 

designer jeans (made in Singapore)and tennis shoes (made in Korea)

他穿上斯利蘭卡製的，襯衫，新加坡的，長褲及韓國製的，邉有?