誰能比女人更有資格談論女人呢？讓我們來看看她們如何用自嘲，張狂，豁達或睿智的口吻談論自己日漸色衰的容顏，臃腫變形的身材，危機四伏的婚姻，如饑似渴的欲望
伊麗莎白希特（雜誌撰稿人）：
“該是承認我們內心深處都有個小妖精的時候了。不必為她感到難為情。放了她吧！”
“It’s time to stop denying the “inner bitch” in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.”
貝蒂戴維斯（影星）：
“男人發表意見時，他就是個男人。女人發表意見時，她就成了“賤人”。
“When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.”
瑪格麗特亞特伍德（加拿大小說家和詩人）：
“如果我要皈依任何宗教的話，我大概會選擇天主教，因為它至少還有女聖徒和聖母瑪利亞。”
“If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary.”
桃莉巴頓（鄉謠歌星）：
“許多女人都跟我一樣擁有一大堆的假發和化妝品，隻是她們不會像我一樣同時把所有東西都用上。”
“Lots of women buy just as many wigs and makeup things as I do. They just don’t wear them all at the same time.”
簡方達（影星）：
“我丈夫說，他想找個紅發女郎發生關係，所以我就把頭發染成紅色。”
“My husband said he wanted to have relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair red.”
金坎貝爾（加拿大前總理）：
“麥當娜和我之間的差別，就好比一件沒有肩帶的晚禮服和一條沒有晚禮服的肩帶。”
“A comparison between Madonna and me is a comparison between a strapless evening gown and a gownless evening strap.”
羅珊（喜劇演員）：
“女人應該在努力增大她們的體積，而不失縮減。因為我相信我們體積越大，占得空間越多，就越不容易被忽視。我認為，每個女人都該像我一樣癡肥。”
“Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we’ll take up, and the more we’ll have to be reckoned with. I think every woman should be fat like me.”
溫蒂瓦塞斯坦（劇作家） :
“曾經有減肥顧問告訴我，所有過胖的人都是因為對他們的母親感到憤怒，以至把挫折感發泄在過量的飲食上。所以我想，這說明所有的瘦子都很快樂，冷靜，而且已妥善地解決了他們的戀母情結。“
“A diet counselor once told me that all overweight people are angry with their mothers and channel their frustrations into overeating. So I guess that means all thin people are happy, calm, and have resolved their Oedipal entanglements.”
艾瑞卡瓊（情色小說作家）：
“對於色情電影我的反應是：剛開演的前十分鍾，我就想回家去大幹一場了。等到前二十分鍾演完了，我這輩子就都不想幹這檔子事兒了。”
“My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.”
芭芭拉史翠珊（著名歌星）：
“為什麽女人會苦苦努力十年，力求改變她男人的習慣，然後卻抱怨他不是她當年所嫁的那個人？”
“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?”
還有。。。。。。
“隻有乖女孩才寫博客。壞女孩根本沒那閑工夫！”
“It’s the good girls who write Blogs. The bad girls never have time.”
咦？這條規則也蠻適用於男人嘛！
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