笑話另一則。看醫生！(原創)

一天，一個病人來到預約的醫生辦公室裏。醫生關切的問:

Doctor:  so tell me pls, what is your problem?

Patient (frankly):  Doctor, I think I have a HUUM...NRIGHTS problem.

Doctor:  what problem?

Patient:  I have a HuM..NRIGHTS problem!

Doctor: Excuse me? What is the problem??

Patient (patiently): HUUM..nRIGHTS !!

Doctor: ..., HUUMAN right? !! (thinking: Common, you CANNT have a HUMAN RIGHT problem here in a doctor's time !!)

Patient: Yes, when I go toilet it bleeding.

Doctor: Oh, I see!  HEMORRHOID !  ...

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