太汙了!娛樂圈的“汙王”大比拚,我隻服馬東!(圖/視)
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娛樂圈的“汙王”還屬步入《奇葩說》後的馬東了。
滿臉無辜的馬東講汙段子簡直萌出一片新天地。
hold住姐《奇葩說》時,馬東直接開場白就問道,如果和伴侶互換身體會怎麽樣?
hold姐(果然誠實)直接回答:就打手槍啊。
高曉鬆老師解釋道:大陸的男生管這叫 打 飛機
馬東接了一句:東西是一樣的,武器規格不同而已。
辯題需要,辯手說了一句:也許有人會堵住我的喉舌
馬東連這也不放過,立馬反問:你是被什麽堵住了喉舌?(馬老師真的是內涵帝啊)
柳岩在《奇葩說》當嘉賓時,馬東問道:如果荒島餘生,會帶誰一起。
柳岩立馬答道:孫悟空
馬東接到:孫悟空時因為他有金箍棒麽?能長能短,能大能小……
柳岩反應過來,立馬解釋到,是因為孫悟空可以三十六變(明明是72變好麽)。
阮經天在《奇葩說》當嘉賓時,也依舊沒有幸免被馬東調侃的命運。
開場白就打趣到阮經天的名字(阮阮=軟軟)
害的阮經天立馬否認。
隨後馬東又假設,如果女粉絲衝到衛生間,阮經天怎麽應對?
蔡康永直接答道,那就交個朋友好了。
馬東接話到:在廁所一轉身,你就真的澆了個朋友。
馬東的一番解說逗得全場爆笑。
有的人汙是為了節目效果,而馬東老師的汙是“我什麽也沒說,隻是你們想太多了”
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