巫毒學院 2.1.4 Voodoo Academy

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這時他們倆已經走到了山下瞭望士兵的旁邊。武二郎發現那位弓弩手向回走，站到了樹下的射擊位置。其他的五個士兵向他走來，正在形成攻擊的隊形。他站住了。熬忖不說話了，頭也不回，繼續慢慢地向前走。這時，樹林裏又出來了十幾個士兵。武二郎警惕得神經繃到了發梢。

忽然人們聽見熬忖說：“我想起來了！我在巫毒院的時候，我們班上也有兩個男生像你哥哥武大郎那麽高！我們的巫毒學院和你們的典兵學院一樣，也是無論身高和性別，誰都可以參加！”

At this time, the two of them had already walked to the side of the soldiers who were looking out at the foot of the mountain. Martial Second Wolf noticed that the crossbowman was walking back and standing at the shooting position under the tree. The other five soldiers were walking towards him, forming an attack formation. He stopped. Aocun said nothing, and without turning her head, she continued to walk forward slowly. At this time, a dozen more soldiers came out of the woods. Martial Second Wolf was so alert that his nerves were tense to the tips of his hair.

Suddenly, people heard Aocun say, "I remember now! When I was at the Voodoo Academy, there were two boys in our class who were as tall as your brother Martial Second Wolf! Our Voodoo Academy is the same as your Codex Soldier Academy, and anyone can join regardless of height or gender!"

武二郎看見那位弓弩手把弩扔在了樹下，也湊過來看熱鬧，緊張的情緒緩解了。他問：“巫毒院是什麽？”

熬忖回答：“和你們國家的典兵學院差不多。我和你哥哥，還有你嫂子潘金蓮是同行。”

武二郎問：“那你們為什麽命名成了 ‘巫毒’？”

熬忖回答：“我們的那個學校也曾經被稱作 ‘典兵學院’。時間長了，人們就注意不到這個學校的存在了，所以就有了每隔幾年換一個名字的傳統。到我們這屆又該換名字了，好的名字以前都用過了，就從女神的 ‘五百威儀十萬八千魅力（參見16.2節）’ 的壞的方麵命名了。目的是能讓人們注意到，記住我們。”

Martial Second Wolf saw the crossbowman throw the crossbow under the tree, and came over to watch the fun, his nervous mood eased. He asked: "What is the Voodoo Academy?"

Aocun replied: "It's similar to the Codex Soldier Academy in your country. I am in the same trade with your brother and your sister-in-law Goldthread Pan."

Martial Second Wolf asked: "Why did you name it 'Voodoo’?” (Note, Voodoo is a Chinese word, 巫毒, pinyin Wudu, literal meaning witch poison. And the powerful demoness in those Voodoo religions is the Aocun. She is primogenitor around 20 nationalities among total 56 nationalities of China.)

Aocun replied: "Our school was once called Codex Soldier Academy. After a long time, people no longer noticed the existence of this school, so there was a tradition of changing the name every few years. It's time for us to change the name again. We have used up all good names before, so we named it after the bad aspects of the goddess' '500 majesties and 108,000 charms (see section 16.2)'. The purpose is to make people notice us and remember us."

武二郎瞪著眼睛看著熬忖，好奇地問：“那，你說的那個女神的壞的方麵，巫毒是什麽？”

熬忖回答：“我就是巫毒，你看我就會中毒（注1）！”

注3，看她就會中毒，這是真的。本文2.1.3和2.1. 4節在講述熬忖在對武二郎下蠱（如圖3的底部所示）的過程。隨後，武二郎就病了。參考案例參見7.3節《相親》。

武二郎回答：“啊！那我就不看了！”他轉身麵對著士兵，卻發現士兵都在全神貫注地看著離去的熬忖，又回頭看熬忖。

熬忖已經離開了一段距離，她像似漂浮在地麵。逍遙步的步幅隨著路麵的情況大小不一。她的身體也隨著山路的起伏上下飄動。武二郎第一次看見了傳說中的仙女，一直在看著，直到熬忖在視線裏消失了，他忽然聽到旁邊的士兵說：“你怎麽還站在這裏！人家不願意你了，快追呀！”

Martial Second Wolf stared at Aocun and asked curiously, "So, what is the bad side of the goddess you mentioned, voodoo?"

Aocun replied: "I am voodoo, you will be poisoned (note 1) if you look at me!"

Note 3: Just looking at her will poison you, this is true. Sections 2.1.3 and 2.1.4 of these articles describe the process of Aocun putting Carrion Beetles (as shown at the bottom of Figure 3; i.e., curses) on Martial Second Wolf. Afterwards, Martial Second Wolf fell ill. See Section 7.3, Blind Date, for a reference case.

Martial Second Wolf replied: "Ah! Then I won't watch you anymore!" He turned to face the soldiers but found that the soldiers were all concentrating on watching Aocun who was leaving and then turned back to look at Aocun. Aocun had already left for a distance, and she seemed to be floating on the ground. The length of Romantic Steps varied according to the road conditions. Her body also floated up and down with the ups and downs of the mountain road. Martial Second Wolf saw the legendary fairy for the first time, and he kept watching until Aocun disappeared from his sight. Suddenly, he heard the soldier next to him say, "Why are you still standing here? People are upset with you, chase her! Hurry up!"

2.1.4-2比翼鳥落在地上了 Pair of Lovebirds Landed on Earth

武二郎開始大步流星追趕熬忖。當走出後麵瞭望士兵的視線後，他跑了起來，發現熬忖正站在前麵等著他呢，近前去道歉。當熬忖轉身對著他時，他感覺清風拂麵，驚得全身一顫。他看見的是一個春心蕩漾等待男朋友來約會的青春少女（參見7.12 《百變神通》）。 熬忖羞澀地朝著前方路邊一努嘴。武二郎朝著她指示的方向看去，看見五十米的前方路旁矮樹叢的後麵坐著兩個瞭望的士兵。好危險呐！為什麽？這是兩國交戰的前線，如果瞭望的士兵看見武二郎這樣的人向敵人的陣地跑，會毫不猶豫地吹響號角。隨後，他即便不被狙擊手射死，也肯定會在一個時辰之內被遊騎兵抓住。熬忖是布設 “地網” 的天才。

這倆人像一對兒情侶似的，一邊交談一邊慢慢地朝著武二郎的駐地走。一個士兵轉身探頭看了一眼他們倆，立刻縮了回去，驚歎道：“我地媽呀！一對天上的比翼鳥落地上了！”

Martial Second Wolf began to chase Aocun at a fast pace. When he was out of sight of the lookout soldiers behind him, he started running and found Aocun standing in front and waiting for him, so he went to apologize. When Aocun turned to face him, he felt the breeze on his face and was shocked. He saw a young girl (see 7.12 hundred Godly Transformations) who was waiting for her boyfriend to come for a date. Aocun shyly pointed to the roadside ahead. Martial Second Wolf looked in the direction she pointed to and saw two lookout soldiers sitting behind the bushes on the roadside fifty meters ahead. It's so dangerous! Why? This is the front line of the war between the two countries. If the lookout soldiers saw someone like Martial Second Wolf running towards the enemy's position, they would blow the horn without hesitation. Afterwards, even if he was not shot dead by the snipers, he would be caught by the rangers within two hours. Aocun is a genius at laying a "ground net".

The two of them walked slowly towards Martial Second Wolf's station while talking like a pair of lovers. A soldier turned around and looked at the two of them, then immediately shrank back, exclaiming: "Oh dear Mother! A pair of lovebirds from the sky have landed on the ground!"

另一個士好奇地問：“肉多不？抓住它們，烤著吃！” 他要站起來看。他的隊友摁他的頭，不讓他站起來，說：“小孩兒不能看，看了會眼瞎！” “你能看，我為什麽不能看！” 說著他帶上了頭盔，站起來了。武二郎和熬忖聽見了他們倆的談話，站住了。

站起來的士兵看著武二郎和熬忖叨咕：“他們是哪裏人，來這兒談戀愛了！？”

戰友一邊拉他，一邊說：“自由戀愛不犯法！再說，現在咱們這地方是全世界最安全的，兩三年了，連個賊影都沒有，犯罪率是零，為什麽不能在這裏談戀愛！？”

Another soldier asked curiously, "Is there a lot of meat? Catch them and roast them!" He wanted to stand up to see. His teammate pressed his head and stopped him from standing up, saying, "Children can't see it, or you will go blind!" "You have seen it, why can't I!" He put on his helmet and stood up. Martial Second Wolf and Aocun heard their conversation and stalled.

The soldier who stood up looked at Martial Second Wolf and Aocun and muttered: "Where are they from? Are they here to fall in love!?"

His comrade pulled him and said, "Free love is not against the law! Besides, this place is the safest in the world. For two or three years, there has not been even a thief. The crime rate is zero. Why can't they fall in love here?!"

戰友又拉那位站著的士兵，大叫：“別再看啦！你把那個女的看不高興了，那個大個子過來打你，我可不幫你！”

站著的士兵叨咕：“你幫我沒用！他是個練家仔！這個我懂，辨別是否是武功高手，你得看他脖子的粗細。你看他的脖子，像個賣豬肉的似的！即便他不是武大郎的弟弟，也肯定是塊滾刀肉！”

戰友站起來了，大叫，“我看你才像個賣豬肉的！他不打你，我替他來教訓你！”隨著話音，武二郎和熬忖聽到了劍鞘敲擊頭盔的聲音。“你敢打我！”倆人立刻跑到了相距10米遠的位置。一個說，“有種，你把刀放下！”另一個大叫：“一起放下刀！”接著，那倆人就霹靂噗隆地摔起來了。

武二郎和熬忖一看，機會來了，立刻朝著武二郎的駐地繼續前進。

The comrade pulled the standing soldier again and yelled, “Stop looking! If you make that woman unhappy, that big man comes to beat you up, I won't help you!”

The standing soldier muttered, “It's useless for you to help me! He's a martial man! I understand this, to recognize whether he is a martial arts expert, you must look at the thickness of his neck. Look at his neck, it looks like a pork seller's! Even if he is not Martial Big Wolf's younger brother, he's a piece of unchewable meat for sure!”

The comrade stood up and shouted, "I think it is you look like a butcher! He doesn't hit you; I'll teach you a lesson for him!" As he spoke, Martial Second Wolf and Aocun heard the scabbard hitting the helmet. "You dare to hit me!" The two immediately ran 10 meters apart. One said, "If you have the guts, put down your knife!" The other shouted, "Put down knives at same time!" Then, the two wrestled up with peewee pooling sounds.

Martial Second Wolf and Aocun saw that the opportunity had come and immediately continued to move towards Martial Second Wolf's station.

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就這樣倆人走走停停，來到了一片長著高草的平原。忽然，聽到瑤池響起了癟牛角號，熬忖站住了，焦急地對武二郎說：“你從這條路繼續向前走，就會遇見故人了！”

武二郎對她說：“你和我一起走吧！”

熬忖順從地跟著武二郎走了幾步，卻又站住了，以幾乎是哭的表情說：“不行！我們都說好了，一起來的，就要一起回去！”

武二郎向他的駐地走了幾步後，回頭看見熬忖仍然站在那裏，看著他，喊道：“你快回去吧！”

熬忖這才明白過來，轉身向瑤池跑。武二郎看見她跑動的背影，屁股很大。她是一位二十左右歲，不常運動的，有骨頭有肉的大姑娘。

In this way, the two walked and stopped, and came to a plain with tall grass. Suddenly, they heard the deflated horn from Yaochi (Yao Pond). Aocun stopped and said to Martial Second Wolf anxiously: "If you continue to walk forward on this road, you will meet your old friends!"

Martial Second Wolf said to her: "Come with me!"

Aocun followed Martial Second Wolf obediently for a few steps, but stopped again, and said with an expression that was almost crying: "No! We agreed that we would come together, so we will go back together!"

After Martial Second Wolf walked a few steps towards his station, he turned around and saw Aocun still standing there, looking at him, and shouted, "Go back!"

Aocun finally understood, turned around and ran towards Yaochi (Yao Pond). Martial Second Wolf saw her running back, her butt was very big. She was a big girl in her twenties who didn't exercise often and had bones and flesh.

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