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話說武大郎的胃腸蠕動在當天夜裏就恢複正常了。第二天這張家三兄弟和潘金蓮就騎馬向乾塘關家裏跑。剛進張家的聚居地，就發現人們的表情怪異。人們看見他們就躲。幾個人快馬加鞭，跑到了家門口，發現張家正在辦喪事，立刻變得心情沉重了。武大郎牽著馬向張家的主大廳走，問一個在掃院子的家人，“誰死了？”那人回頭一看，扔下掃帚就跑。整個張家都是死氣沉沉的。
It is said that Martial Big Wolf's gastrointestinal motility returned to normal that night. The next day, the three Zhang brothers and Goldthread Pan rode back home in Qian’tang Pass. As soon as they entered the Zhang family's settlement, they found that people had strange expressions. People hid when they saw them. They galloped to the door of the house and found that the Zhang family was holding a funeral. They immediately became depressed. Martial Big Wolf led his horse to the main hall of the Zhang family and asked a family member who was sweeping the yard, "Who died?" The man looked back, dropped his broom and ran away. The whole Zhang family was dead silent.
四人進了張家的主堂，看見喪禮已經辦完了，被祭奠人的牌位已經撤下了，但裝飾還都在。整個大堂裏就隻有張公（即禮敬公）像座雕像一樣坐在主牌位的旁邊。四個人在門口站住了，最後決定讓武大郎去近前說話。他走到張公的附近，說：“爹！我回來看您了！”
張公麵無表情地回答：“我知道了。”
武大郎問：“爹，您在想什麽呢？”
張公回答：“我看二郎三郎也跟你來了，我怎麽也想不起來他們倆發生了什麽事？還有那位姑娘，好像是潘金蓮，她怎麽也跟你來了？”
武大郎明白了，回答：“他們三個人都活得好好的，回家來看您了，這很正常啊！”
The four entered the main hall of the Zhang family and saw that the funeral had been completed. The tablet of the person being mourned had been removed, but the decorations were still there. In the entire hall, only Publican Zhang (aka. Publican Etiquette Salutation) was sitting next to the main tablet like a statue. The four stood at the door and finally decided to let Martial Big Wolf go closer to talk. He walked to the side of Publican Zhang and said, "Dad! I'm back to see you!"
Publican Zhang replied expressionlessly, "I know."
Martial Big Wolf asked: "Dad, what are you thinking about?"
Publican Zhang replied, "I see Second Wolf and Third Wolf are here with you, but I can't remember what happened with them. And that girl, I think she is Goldthread Pan, why is she here with you too?"
Martial Big Wolf understood and replied: "All three of them are alive and have come home to see you. This is normal!"
張公說：“啊！就咱倆死了，他們沒死！所以他們說話，咱倆聽不見！”
武大郎說：“爹！我沒死，你也還活著。”然後他朝著他們三個喊道：“都快過來給爹磕頭，大聲說話！”
這時武大郎聽見媽祖坐在角門的地板上叨咕：“啊！都沒死，我也還活著！我說我怎麽想不起來我什麽時候死了呢！？”
武大郎走過去，激動地說：“媽！是您救了我啊！我在死之前還擔心呢：若是張三郎不來看我，我就被潘家活埋了！”
張夫人站起來扇了他一個大嘴巴子，憤怒地吼道：“就應該把你給活埋了，誰讓你裝死！？你爸爸差點兒被你整死！”
Publican Zhang said: "Ah! Only we two died, and they didn't! So, we couldn't hear them talking!"
Martial Big Wolf said: "Dad! I'm not dead, and you're still alive." Then he shouted to the three of them, "Come here and kowtow to Dad, and speak loudly!"
At this time, Martial Big Wolf heard Mrs. Zhang sitting on the floor of the corner door muttering, "Ah! You're not dead, and I'm still alive! This is why I can’t remember when I died!?"
Martial Big Wolf walked over and said excitedly: "Mom! You saved me! Before I died, I was worried: If Third Wolf didn't come to see me, I would be buried alive by the Pan family!"
Mrs. Zhang stood up and slapped him in the face, shouting angrily: "You should have been buried alive, who told you to pretend to be dead!? Your father was almost killed by you!"
隨後，張家開始清理葬禮的裝飾，慶祝全家人的健康團聚和武大郎與潘金蓮的結合。開始吃飯沒多久，武大郎顯得不開心了，放下了碗筷，出去了。武二郎覺著有事，跟了出來，看見武大郎在哭，就問他為什麽哭？
武大郎回答：“媽媽打我了！”
武二郎又問：“以前媽媽打過你多次，從沒見過你生氣；這次怎麽了？”
武大郎回答：“這次是在潘金蓮麵前，媽媽一點麵子也不給我留！”
Afterwards, the Zhang family began to clean up the funeral decorations to celebrate the healthy reunion of the whole family and the union of Martial Big Wolf and Goldthread Pan. Not long after the meal started, Martial Big Wolf seemed unhappy, put down his bowl and chopsticks, and went out. Second Wolf felt something was wrong, followed him out, saw him crying, and asked him why he was crying?
Martial Big Wolf replied: "Mom hit me!"
Second Wolf asked again: "Mom has beaten you many times before, and I've never seen you get angry. What happened this time?"
Big Wolf replied: "This time it was in front of Goldthread Pan, and Mom didn't give me any face at all!"
武二郎立刻秘密地找張夫人匯報了，母子倆商量了一會兒，決定為武大郎和潘金蓮在張家舉辦第二次婚禮，而且告訴每一位被邀請的客人至少找出武大郎的一個優點來表揚他。
傳說說，後來大巢氏（又名有巢氏，張大腳，王母娘娘）嫁過來張家沒多久就發現了潘金蓮和媽祖（即張夫人）的關係特殊。她問張屠戶（又名張三郎，燧人氏，炎帝，玉皇大帝）：“我不明白為什麽媽祖對潘金蓮那麽好？每次我送給媽祖禮物，她連看都不看，卻要看我送給潘金蓮什麽禮物。每次組織活動，我們得先問潘金蓮有沒有時間，因為若是她不來，那我們就都得跟著媽祖去看望她，問問發生了什麽事。她怎麽那麽特殊呢？”
Martial Second Wolf immediately went to Mrs. Zhang to report the matter secretly. After discussing for a while, the mother and son decided to hold a second wedding for Martial Big Wolf and Goldthread Pan at Zhang's house and told every invited guest to find at least one merit in Martial Big Wolf to praise him.
Legend says that later, Big Nest (aka. Have Nest, Big Feet Zhang, King-Mother Queen) didn't take long to marry over to the Zhang family before she realized Goldthread Pan and Mazu had a special relationship.
She asked Zhang the Butcher (a.k.a., Third Wolf Zhang, Flint Man, Yan Emperor, Jade Emperor, Sun God), “I don't understand why Mazu (i.e., Mrs. Zhang) is so nice to Goldthread Pan? Every time I give a gift to her, she doesn't even look at it, but she must see what gift I give to Goldthread Pan. Every time we organize an event, we must ask Goldthread Pan if she's available, because if she doesn't come, then we all must follow Mazu to visit her and ask what's going on. Why is she so special?”
