什麽是口交？

 

 性笑話—婚前性教育

 

    一個小夥子就要結婚了，但他對性有些迷茫，於是他去爺爺那裏請教。

    他問爺爺應該多久做愛一次。

    爺爺說：“剛結婚的時候，你隨時隨地都想幹那事......可能每天要做上好幾次。”

    “慢慢地，就沒那麽多性致了，大概一個星期會做一次吧。”

    “當你老了的時候，如果你運氣好還能每年做一次.....結婚紀念日吧。”
     
     小夥子問他爺爺：“那你和奶奶呢？”

     爺爺回答說：“哦，我們現在隻口交。”

     “什麽是口交？”小夥子很好奇。

      “是這樣的。”爺爺說：“她回她房間睡，我也回自己房間睡。然後她喊‘幹你！’我也喊‘我也幹你！’這就是口交。”

A young fellow was about to be

married and was asking his

grandfather about sex. He asked how

often you should have it. His

grandfather told him that when you first

get married, you want it all the

time....and maybe do it several times a

day.

Later on, sex tapers off and you have it

once a week or so. Then as you get

older, you have sex maybe once a

month.

When you get really old, you are lucky

to have it once a year....maybe on your

anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his

grandfather, "Well how about you and

grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just

have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex?" the young fellow

asked.

"Well," grandpa said, "She goes to bed

in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my

bedroom. And she yells, "Fuck You",

and I holler back, "Fuck you too."