保時捷【1】(笑話，譯文）
譯自德語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過
Porsche
Wife: "Do you drink beer?"
Husband: "Yeah."
Wife: "How many beers a day?"
Husband: "Usually three beers."
Wife: "How much do you pay for a beer?"
Husband: "At a bar, I pay three Euros."
Wife: "How long have you been drinking?"
Husband: "I'd say for 20 years."
Wife: "So, three Euros for a beer, three beers a day, that's 270 Euros a month, and around 3,240 Euros a year, right?"
Husband: "Correct."
Wife: "So, over 20 years, you've spent 64,800 Euros, right?"
Husband: "Correct."
Wife: "Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, the money you saved and invested, could have bought you a Porsche?"
Husband: "Do you drink beer?"
Wife: "No."
Husband: "Then where is your Porsche?"
保時捷
妻子：“你喝啤酒嗎？”
丈夫：“喝。”
妻子：“一天幾瓶？”
丈夫：“通常3瓶。”
妻子：“多少錢一瓶？”
丈夫：“在酒吧裏是3歐元。”
妻子：“你喝多少年啤酒了？”
丈夫：“約摸20年了。”
妻子：“那樣，一瓶啤酒3歐元，一天3瓶，那等於一月270歐元，一年大約是3，240歐元，對吧？”
丈夫：“對。“
妻子：“這樣一來，20年來，你已經花了64，800歐元，對吧？”
丈夫：“不錯。“
妻子：“那麽如果你不喝那麽多，你用這些省下來的錢去投資，你可能已經擁有一輛保時捷了。”
丈夫：“你喝啤酒嗎？”
妻子：“不喝？”
丈夫：“那你的保時捷呢？“
【1】. p. 19. ドイツ語ジョークのビール編。ビール編。日本語訳付き。ureshinohikaru。German beer Jokes with japanese translation doitsugojo-kushuu (Japanese Edition)。
