艾哈邁德成了德國人【1】（笑話，譯文)
譯自德語by me，英語由Gemini proofread過
Achmed Becomes a German
Achmed 【2】is enrolled in school and is the only Turkish student in his class. He feels it's impossible for his teacher to call him by his name, but she insists on calling him "Achim【3】." "We do so because you want to be one of us," she says.
Achmed agrees.
When he gets home, Achmed tells his mother that he is now a German and is called Achim. His mother is outraged and tells him to leave for dinner.
He then goes to his father, hoping for more understanding. But his father is as angry as his mother and sends him to his room as punishment.
Later, his brother comes to his room and asks what's wrong.
"Ah," Achmed says, "I am once in a three-hour German class and am made angry by three Turks."
艾哈邁德成了德國人
艾哈邁德【2】上學。他是教室裏唯一的土耳其人。他覺得老師不會這樣叫他名字，因為老師老叫他亞金【3】。老師說：“我們想讓你成為我們中間的一員。”
艾哈邁德隨聲附和。
回家後，他告訴他母親他說他現在成了一個名叫亞金的德國人。他母親氣不大一處出，拒絕讓他吃晚飯。
他告訴他父親，想得到一些憐憫，但是他的父親與他的母親同仇敵愾，把他關進他的房間裏禁閉。
他的兄弟來到他的房間裏問他發生了什麽。
“啊”，他說， “我隻上了一節3小時的德語課，結果就有3個土耳其人把我一個罵得狗血噴頭。”
【1】. p.75. Achmed wird Deutscher. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
【2】. Gemini 解釋：
Turkish: The Turkish spelling is usually Ahmet. The pronunciation is roughly "ah-MET". The "h" is a soft, breathy sound, and the emphasis is on the second syllable.
Chinese: In Chinese, foreign names are typically transliterated based on their sound. "Ahmed" is usually rendered as 艾哈邁德 (Ài hā mài dé).
【3】. Gemini 解釋：
"Achim" is a German name.
"Achim" is a short form of the name Joachim, which has Hebrew origins. The name comes from "Jehoiakim" (Hebrew: ???????????), meaning "he whom Jehovah has set up" or "God will establish." In the Bible, Achim is mentioned in the genealogy of Jesus.
The most common transliteration for this name is 亞金。
