無止境地飛行【1】（笑話，譯文）
譯自德文by me, 英文由Gemini proofread過
Fly Forever
Two men are sitting in an airplane.
An hour later, the captain says: "One turbine 【2】 is broken, but don't worry, we'll definitely land safely with the three other turbines. The flight time will be extended to seven hours."
After some time later, the captain speaks again: "Now another turbine has failed, don't worry, but the flight will now take ten hours."
Later, the captain says: "The third turbine is also on strike. We can land with one turbine, but the whole trip will last for 18 hours."
So, one passenger says to the other: "Damn, I hope the last turbine doesn't break, or else we'll be up here forever."
無止境地飛行
兩個男人坐在飛機裏。
一小時後，機長宣布：“一個透平【2】壞了，但是不用害怕，我們可以安全地用另外3個透平降落。飛行時間將會延長到7個小時。”
又過了一些時間，機長又報告說：”第2個透平壞了，但是不用害怕，飛行時間將會延長到10個小時。
後來，機長又廣播說：”第3個透平壞了，但是不用害怕，我們可以安全地用1個透平降落。飛行時間將會延長到18個小時。“
這時一個乘客對另一個說：“活見鬼！希望最後一個透平別再壞了，否則我們就永遠在這裏飛行了。
【1】. p. 70. Flug in die Unendlichkeit. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
【2】. Turbine, 透平
p. 435. DK Oxford Illustrated American Dictionary. 見紅方塊。
