誰能解決Ms Desperate 的難題？

                                                                    Installing Husband

(這個小幽默是幾年前的情人節朋友寄來的，今天讀來仍然很親切。各位網友，看您有沒有辦法解決 Ms Desperate 的難題。如果您看過，就隻當再複習一遍)

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- Particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Sighed,
Desperate

[doublehelix]

Funny.