8黑的文學水平

snackfood同學提到了8黑同學的文學水平，正好今天記錄了一點他的名言，貌似挺文青的，於是抄摘如下：

1.

I wish I could be a tire

So I can roll myself down the street

I wish I could be a pancake

So I can be eaten into invisible

I wish I could be a medicine

So I can make people feel better

I wish I could be a sofa

So I could be sat on

I wish I could be a mummy

So I can scare people away

(What? Mommy 有這麽可怕嗎？！ )

不是你這個 mommy, 是（兩手平舉作僵屍狀）這個 mummy.

2.

If you go to the sun too close

You will be burned like a toast

And you will fall down ouch ouch OUCH!

3.

If you are mad, then I’m sad

I’m such a sad sad sado-‘lin

(What is sado-‘lin?)

Sado-‘lin is a sad person who’s sad all day.

4.

The food you made is so delicious

I will eat eat eat ‘til I become a fat balloon

5.

I need to watch Discovery Channel so I can become more scientist.

(?! 不通且不談，明明知道他正處於一個月不準看電視的懲罰中 )

6.

走在路上有些熱了，於是脫掉外套。隨口誇他一句： you look so handsome

他沒有半秒鍾停頓地接上—— I hope I always do.

( 暈S，這也太有明星風範了吧、、、 )