盧岩回憶錄
本人的回憶錄，宗教文化
當驛站和新兵營的一部分被建成後，這個軍事基地就熱鬧起來了。守護行宮的軍隊開始進入校軍場操練。許多將軍帶著家屬來參觀順禹行宮。起初，塵香和塵凡看了很高興，熱鬧。不久他倆就發現自己家缺乏隱私，人們總是向他的房子看。沉香就有了新主意：在兵營和自己家之間建一座兩層樓的飯店，再把飯店的圍牆建得高些。他就找那三個政府施工監理商量。
三個政府施工監理說：“你自己蓋房子就不用找設計院和預算公司了。我們給你找工程隊。你要建什麽樣的樓就跟他們說。我們在旁邊聽著。你交代清楚後，我們跟他討論價錢。然後，你直接把錢交給他。你說的那飯店三天就能建成。總工期不超過七天。”
Once the stagecoach and part of the boot camp were built, this military base came alive. The troops guarding the palace began to enter the sports field for drills. Many generals brought their families to visit the Migration Palace. At first, Dust-Scent and Dust-Mortal were happy to see the hustle and bustle. Soon they both realized that their house lacked privacy, and people were always looking towards his house. Dust-Scent then had a new idea: to build a two-story restaurant between the barracks and his house, and to build the restaurant's fence higher. He then approached the three government construction supervisors to discuss it.
The three government construction supervisors said, "You don't need to find a design institute or a budget company if you want to build a house yourself. We will find a construction team for you. Just tell them what kind of building you want to build. We will listen nearby. After you explain clearly, we will discuss the price with them. Then, you just give them the money. The restaurant you mentioned can be built in three days. The total construction period will not exceed seven days."
塵凡說：“工期沒那麽緊！七天建成的飯店能用嗎？”
三個政府施工監理回答：“七天建成的樓當然比不了這座兵營的房子好，但和城裏的飯店一樣兒，保證好用。”
結果，塵香花了300兩銀子；飯店在七天之內就建成了。他任命他家的廚師去當飯店的經理。此後，塵香，塵凡，和建築公司的經理的三餐都到飯店裏去吃了。
Dust-Scent said, "The construction period is not that tight! Can a restaurant built in seven days be used?"
The three government construction supervisors replied, "Of course, a building built in seven days cannot be as good as the one in this barracks, but it is as good as the restaurant in the city and is guaranteed to be useful."
As a result, Dust-Scent spent 300 taels of silver; the restaurant was built in seven days. He appointed his family chef as the manager of the restaurant. From then on, Dust-Scent, Dust-Mortal, and the manager of the construction company all had their meals in the restaurant.
3.6.2.8-2 找家長評理 Seek Parental Judgment
一天，守衛行宮的將軍拿著個盔纓被折斷了的頭盔來找家長評理，對塵香塵凡和建築公司的經理說：“我們的軍事基地和你們家是鄰居。我們已經達成了協議：我們可以去你家的河裏洗澡，釣魚；你們可以使用我們的馬和武器。今天，我想和你們哥倆，還有家長具體說說我們協議的內容。你們使用馬匹必須遵照我們馬匹使用管理細則。你們使用我們的武器也必須遵守我們的武器管理規定。如果你們違反了軍規，必須接受我們軍隊內部的懲罰。你們同意嗎？”
One day, the general guarding the palace came to Dust-Scent's house with a helmet and a broken tassel to seek justice from his parents. He said to Dust-Scent, Dust-Mortal and the manager of the construction company: "Our military base is a neighbor of yours. We have reached an agreement: we can go to your river to bathe and fish; you can use our horses and weapons. Today, I want to talk to you two brothers and your parents about the details of our agreement. You must follow our horse use management rules when you use horses. You must also follow our weapons management regulations when you use our weapons. If you violate military regulations, you must accept punishment within our army. Do you agree?"
塵香和塵凡同意了。建築公司的經理沒說話。
將軍對塵凡說：“你違反了我們的弓箭使用規定，我罰你兩天禁閉，跟我走吧！”
塵香對塵凡大叫：“你幹什麽事了？”
塵凡說：“他們把黑白雙煞（即鄭倫和陳奇，又名哼哈二將）的頭盔放在了20米遠的地方，說我射不中。我就把他們倆的盔纓射斷了。”
Dust-Scent and Dust-Mortal agreed. The manager of the construction company said nothing.
The general said to Dust-Mortal, "You violated our bow and arrow rules. I punish you with two days of confinement. Come with me!"
Dust-Scent yelled at Dust-Mortal, "What did you do?"
Dust-Mortal said, "They put the helmets of the Black and White Fearsome (namely Correct-Ethic and Exhibit-Strange, also known as the Heng Ha Two Generals) 20 meters away and said I couldn't shoot them. So, I shot off their helmet tassels."
塵香對將軍爭辯說：“塵凡被騙了！”
建築公司的經理說：“討厭！我同意送塵凡去禁閉室。”
塵香琢磨了一會兒後，對塵凡說：“師父認為你做錯了。我尊重師傅的決定。那你就去那個小黑屋住兩天吧！”
塵凡就被將軍拘留了兩天。
Dust-Scent argued with the general, "Dust-Mortal was deceived!"
The manager of the construction company said, "Disgusting! I agree to send Dust-Mortal to the confinement room."
After thinking for a while, Dust-Scent said to Dust-Mortal, "Master thinks you are wrong. I respect Master's decision. Then you can stay in that small dark room for two days!"
Dust-Scent was detained by the general for two days.
隨後，塵香在縣政府對捕快臨衝和路引說了此事，還說要為塵凡找個學習射箭的師父。臨衝告訴塵凡，路引就是個神射手，讓塵凡去和路引及他的朋友們狩獵。果然，塵凡三個月就獲得了“小射手”的榮譽稱號。
Later, Dust-Scent told the police officers Before-Charging and Road-Leader about this matter at the county government, and said that he would find a master to teach Dust-Mortal archery. Before-Charging told Dust-Scent that Road-Leader was a sharpshooter, and asked Dust-Scent to go hunting with Road-Leader and his friends. Sure enough, Dust-Mortal won the honorary title of "Little Shooter" in just three months.
3.6.2.8-3
塵香和塵凡常和將軍們練習摔跤，交流武藝；很快就注意到了兩位高大英俊的將軍，常路過順禹行宮的鄭倫和陳奇。他倆和鄭倫陳奇已經對視了幾次了。塵香看那兩位將軍動作僵硬遲緩，上馬下馬時小心翼翼地。
一天塵香在縣政府和同事臨衝和路引嘮嗑的時候，說起了這樁迷惑：“我聽鄭倫和陳奇是舜帝的兩位最愛的情人。可是我看那兩個人行動笨拙，目光呆滯。他倆以上戰場就可能戰死了。為什麽舜帝喜歡那麽兩個脆弱得像是花瓶似的將軍？我的理想時成為一位法師，我怎麽也琢磨不明白！”
Dust-Scent and Dust-Mortal often practiced wrestling and exchanged martial arts with the generals. They soon noticed two tall and handsome generals, Correct-Ethic and Exhibit-Strange, who often passed by the Migration Palace. They two had looked at each other several times with Correct-Ethic and Exhibit-Strange. Dust-Scent saw that the two generals moved stiffly and slowly and were very careful when getting on and off horses.
One day, Dust-Scent was chatting with his colleagues Before-Charging and Road-Leader at the county government, and he talked about this puzzle: "I heard that Correct-Ethic and Exhibit-Strange are the two favorite lovers of Emperor Shun. But I saw that the two men were clumsy and had dull eyes. They might have died on the battlefield. Why did Emperor Shun like two generals who were as fragile as vases? My ideal is to become a juristic teacher, but I just can't figure it out!"
臨衝回答：“你繼承了你媽媽女媧得基因，應該努力成為一位大法師。我是捕快，一直關注著咱們縣外來人口的職業類別。自從十年前你外婆，西王母，把她們女媧家的祖墳遷到了咱們縣。咱們縣持續遷來了四十多戶全國有名的法師家族。法師也分很多種，你的這個問題是目前在政論法師中最流行的話題之一。我可以給你介紹一位著名的政論法師，他和娥黃女英都有來往；或許他能回答你的問題。”
Before-Charging replied: "You inherited the genes of your mother Nuwa, so you should work hard to become a juristic teacher. I am a constable, and I have been paying attention to the occupational categories of the outside population in our county. Since your grandmother, King Mother of the West, moved the ancestral tomb of the Nuwa family to our county ten years ago, our county has continuously moved in more than 40 nationally famous juristic teacher families. There are many kinds of juristic teachers (i.e., wizards), and your question is one of the most popular topics among the political science juristic teachers. I can introduce you to a famous political science juristic teacher who has contacts with Beauty-Yellow and Heroine; perhaps he can answer your question."
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