英語笑話（－）

 

Q: Do you know why a period of early history was called "the dark age"?

 

A: Because there were too many knights!

 

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".

Student: I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".

Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.