美語的一些文字遊戲（1）

1. What do math teachers eat?   Square meals.

2. Why did the calf hate his school picture? His cow-lick was sticking up. 

3. What time of day Adam was created?  A little before Eve.

4. What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?  A “where wolf (werewolf).

5. Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?  Because her grandma told her she was an angel.

6. Why is the piano so hard to open? Because the keys are already inside.

7. Why do kittens know so much about church? They all go through cat-echism. 

8. Why do hogs play so much football? They love to throw pigskins.

9. Why do airplanes make bad spouses?  They’re always ready to take off.

10. What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?  A corn (acorn). 

11. What job did the corn on the cob get?  Cash-ear.  

12. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?  Because it was overbooked. 

13. Why are ghosts always single?  Because you are married until death do us part. 

14. How do you get straight A’s? By using a ruler.