帶有傳奇色彩的瑞士【1】（笑話，譯文）
譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過
Legendary Switzerland
A Frenchman is on a business trip in Switzerland, a country reputed for the slowness of its speech.
He is very busy and, unfortunately, he has a small problem with one of his shoes. He enters a shoemaker's shop in Lausanne 【2】and speaks at full speed.
“Hello. This is for my right shoe. You need to put a little glue back on the heel. I am in a great hurry because I am catching a train in twenty minutes. Here, I'm taking my shoe off. You put a little glue on it, you give it back to me, I pay you and I'll be on my way. I am terribly late.”
Then the Swiss shoemaker raises his eyes to his client and says very slowly:
“Heeeellooo!”
帶有傳奇色彩的瑞士
一個法國人到以說話慢條斯理著稱的瑞士例行公事。
他忙得四腳朝天，偏偏一隻鞋也屋漏逢雨似地跟他搗亂。他走進洛桑【2】一家修鞋店，說起話來像開著機關槍。
“哈嘍。看看我的右腳上的那隻鞋。請給後跟抹點膠。我的火車要在20分鍾後離開，請您快點。我把鞋脫下來， 您給後跟抹上膠，再把鞋還給我，我付完錢就要離開。我就要晚了。”
這個瑞士修鞋匠抬起頭看著他的顧客，慢條斯理地說：
“哈哈哈哈嘍嘍嘍！”
【1】. p. 65. SUISS LÉGENDAIRE. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.
【2】. Lausanne. 洛桑. 在瑞士西南角與法國接壤的邊界。https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Map-of-Switzerland-Lausanne.png
