長腿【1】(笑話，譯文）
譯自德語by me, 英文由gemini proofread過
The Long Legs
A man with incredibly long legs, about five meters in length, goes to see a doctor.
"How can I get my legs shortened?" he asks.
The doctor replies, "Go to the well in the magical forest. A magic frog lives there. Ask him to marry you, and if he says 'yes,' your legs will be shortened by one meter."
The man goes to the well and asks, "Will you marry me?"
The frog replies, "Yeeees!" and his legs shorten by a meter.
The next day, the man returns and asks again. The frog once again says, "Yeees!" and his legs are shortened again.
On the third day, the man asks a third time. This time, the frog is annoyed and shouts, "How many times are you going to ask me?! Yees, yes, and one more yes!"
And just like that, the man has no legs left at all.
長腿
一個男人有一雙非常長的腿 – 5米！
他去看醫生，說：“我怎麽能把我的腿變短呢？”
醫生說：“去魔術森林裏的一口井那兒，一隻魔術青蛙住在那兒。問他是否願意跟你結婚，如果他說同意，你的腿就會縮短1米。”
男人走到井邊，就問：“你願意跟我結婚嗎？”
青蛙說：“願願願願意！” – 男人的腿就短了1米。
第二天，他又問，青蛙說：““願願願意！” -- 男人的腿又短了1米。
第三天，男人還問。青蛙不耐煩地喊著：“你還要這樣問我多少次？ 願願意，願意，再一次願意！”
從此那個男人就沒有雙腿了。
【1】p. 85. Die langen Beine. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
