求婚計劃【1】（笑話，譯文）
譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過
The Scheduled Wedding
It is an old man who comes to the marriage agency and was received by the head of the agency.
“Tell me a little bit about yourself and your desires, dear sir.”
“There you go, madam. It is very simple, all in all. I’m old, ugly, and broke. On the other hand, I want to marry a young, beautiful, and rich woman. So I ask you: Is it possible?”
“But certainly, dear sir. I could suggest exactly what you need. Only there is a small problem: Every winter, this lady becomes completely mad.”
“That doesn’t bother me. I want to marry her,” the man said.
“Very good, sir. Then, we shall wait for winter.”
求婚計劃
一個老人走到結婚介紹所，所長接見了他。
“尊敬的先生，您能簡單介紹一下您自己並告訴我您的要求嗎？”
“夫人，當然了。非常簡單，總而言之，我又老，又醜，又無分文。但是我想和一個不僅年輕，而且漂亮還非常有錢的姑娘結婚。所以我問您，這可能嗎？”
“先生，沒問題。我可以給您介紹一位。隻是這裏有點白璧微瑕：一到立冬，她就完全瘋了。”
“我能接受。我可以和她結婚。” 男人回答。
“先生，太好了。那我們就等到立冬吧。”
【1】. p. 62-63. DEMANDE EN MARIAGE PROGRAMMÉE. 1000 Blagues
