月亮的顏色【1】（笑話，譯文）
譯自德語by me, 英語由Gemini proofread過
The Color of the Moon
Two drunk men leave a bar. They begin to discuss what color the moon is. One thinks it is green, and the other says it is blue. After a while, one says, "You know what? We should ask the police officer in front of us, he will know."
Then they go to see the police officer and ask him, "Mr. Sergeant, what color is the moon, green or blue?"
The sergeant looks around and answers, "Yeah, which moon do you mean? The right one or the left one?"
月亮的顏色
兩個醉漢離開酒吧。他們開始討論起月亮的顏色。一個說是綠色的，另一個則說是藍色的。爭論過了一會兒，一個說：“你猜怎麽著？咱們去問對過兒的警察叔叔，他肯定知道！”
他們走到警察麵前，開口便問：“警長先生，月亮是啥顏色的呀? 綠色的還是藍色的呀？”
警長環顧四周，答道：“呀，你們指的是哪個月亮啊？是右邊的還是左邊的啊？“
【1】. p. 6. ドイツ語ジョークのビール編。ビール編。日本語訳付き。ureshinohikaru
German beer Jokes with japanese translation doitsugojo-kushuu (Japanese Edition)
