懲罰的閃電[1]
譯自德文by me, 英文由Gemini proofreading過。
The lightning bolt of punishment
Two priests are playing golf. One is having a bad day and misses one shot after another.
Every time he says: "Shit, missed again."
"You shouldn't curse, my brother," says the other, but it doesn't help.
"God will punish you if you keep cursing like that."
It doesn't help.
In the end, a dark cloud appears, a lightning bolt strikes and hits the other priest.
A voice from heaven says: "Shit, missed again."
懲罰的閃電
兩個牧師在打高爾夫球。其中一個的一天都很沮喪，一杆接著一杆都沒有把球打進靶坑。
每一次，他都咀咒：“大糞，又沒擊中。”
另一個牧師就說：”老兄，您可別老罵街。”但是不管用。
"要是您老這樣罵街，上帝會懲罰您的。”但是還不管用。
末了，一片黑雲壓城，一束閃電驟起，恰恰擊中另一個牧師。
天堂裏傳來一個聲音：“大糞，又沒擊中。”
[1]. p. 36. Der Blitzstrahl der Strafe. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
