在餐館裏（笑話，譯文）

在餐館裏【1】（笑話，譯文）

譯自法語by me, 英語由Gemini proof read過

 

In a Restaurant

A man enters a restaurant, sits down at a table, and calls the waiter over: "I'll start with an egg mayonnaise, followed by a rare steak and chips with a green salad and vinaigrette, and for dessert, a custard flan with apricots."

The waiter is confused and asks, "How do you know today's menu? I haven't even given you one yet."

"I haven't seen a menu," the man replies, "but the menu's history is clearly written on the tablecloth."

 

在餐館裏

 

一個男人走進餐館，坐在桌旁，把服務生叫來：“我開胃菜要美乃滋雞蛋，正餐要略熟的牛排以及綠葉色拉和香醋醬汁，甜點則要杏醬餡餅。”          

服務生一頭霧水，就問：“您是怎樣知道今天的菜單的，我還沒給您呢？”

這個男人回答：“雖然我還沒看到菜單，但是留在餐桌上麵餐布上的痕跡沒有撒謊。”

 

【1】.  p. 46. AU RESTAURANT. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.