水管工和簡單的解決方法[1]（笑話，譯文）
譯自德文 by me, 英文由Gemini proofread過
The Plumber and the Simple Solution
A plumber goes to see a doctor because he has back pain. The doctor gives him pills and says, "If it doesn't get better, please come back in two days." A week later, the pain is still there.
On Sunday, a water pipe breaks at the doctor's home, and he immediately calls for emergency service.
The plumber with the back pain arrives. He opens the basement door, and the water is already on the third-to-last step of the stairs. He opens his toolbox, takes out two pieces of sealing paste, throws them in the water, and says to the doctor, "If it doesn't get better by tomorrow, please call me again."
水管工和簡單的解決方法
一個水管工因為背痛去看醫生。醫生給了他幾片藥就說：”如果不見好，兩天後您再回來找我 “ 。一個星期過後，他的背還是痛。
星期天，；醫生家的水管破裂，他立刻給救急服務公司打電話。
背還在痛的水管工登門救急。他打開地下室門，發現水已經沒過從地麵上開始數的第3節台階。他打開工具箱，取出堵漏塗料，塗在水下破裂的管子上，說：“如果明天還在漏水，請再給我打電話。”
[1]. p. 62. Der Klempner und die einfache Lösung. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
