The pneumatic drill and the egg [1]
Franz Hohler [2]
Translated by xia23
Once a pneumatic drill and an egg argued with each other, who would be stronger.
“Of course it's me!” claimed the pneumatic drill.
“Ha”, croaked the egg, “I’m much stronger!”
The pneumatic drill shrugged his shoulders in a superior manner: “How do you think I could drill you into a thousand pieces?”
“And I could knock into your skull!”, squeaked the egg.
“Egg, you stupid dumb”, said the pneumatic drill and shook his head, “How will you do that?”
“You will see soon”, bragged the egg and puffed out his chest.
“I only need my small finger to stir”, laughed the pneumatic drill.
“I’ll make a mess on you with my yolk!” crowed the egg and kicked belligerently with one leg on the other.
That made the pneumatic drill too bad, he started to drill, drilled the egg into a thousand pieces.
[1]. p. 8, Der Pressluftbohrer und das Ei. Weg Werf Geschichten. Franz Hohler. Zytglogge Verlag. 2017.
[2]. Franz Hohler. 3/1/1943 - . A Swiss author. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Hohler
